Goldbridge on Rooney

https://twitter.com/rooney_esque/status/822986118064992257

Few faces like this on here yesterday

He actually streams himself watching games and people tune in

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

https://twitter.com/rooney_esque/sta...86118064992257


Few faces like this on here yesterday

He actually streams himself watching games and people tune in

please tell me he hasn't got a self titled jumper on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLkswU4xBQ

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

https://twitter.com/rooney_esque/sta...86118064992257


Few faces like this on here yesterday

He actually streams himself watching games and people tune in

He's brilliant tbf

I still can't work out if he's a Partridge/Brent style satirical creation (in which case he's a genius) - or if he's just a £#%&!ing foreskin.

Either way, he's 'the face' of the Rooney haters.
Never played Football at break when they were at school because they didn't want to get their uniform muddied up, hangs on James Richardson/Sid Lowes every word in order to pass off second hand information as their own "knowledge of the game", Fifa Vs Pro Evo 'player likeness' debates - at 35 years old etc....

Nailed on he is a virgin.

Always imagine him losing followers, the RT's dry up...
Content gets weaker....abuse in his chat rooms during the game..

He makes one final video before driving from Nottingham to old Trafford, a few knives tucked under his seat..

Originally Posted by suffolkred

nailed on he is a virgin.

upthere with sparky

Originally Posted by bunker buster

always imagine him losing followers, the rt's dry up...
Content gets weaker....abuse in his chat rooms during the game..

He makes one final video before driving from nottingham to old trafford, a few knives tucked under his seat..

wonder whos name is on the bench

Originally Posted by puressence

wonder whos name is on the bench

A goal would be useful, if you like draws...

Wow.

"Yes! *silence* it's 1-1 *more silence* pleased for Rooney"

What a @#%&!.

Love Goldy tbh.

I give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he must surely know the comedy value he provides.

Absolutely mental.

He's a definite comedy genius in the Partridge/Brent mould. That last line is comedy gold.

"The only thing to take from it is Rooney breaking the record... which is.... a nice.... thing".

Also:

"What does Rooney do? Unless he can come up with a goal now.... which would be useful if you like draws".

The man's a genius.

Dunno if it's comedy, more an ongoing experiment to see how much of this nonsense you can shit into the public domain and continue to increase your viewing figures. So far the answer seems to be quite a lot actually.

I think he's secretly supported by the FSB, unbeknownst even to himself, as part of an ongoing dumbing down effort on the west's generation snowflake.

Took the goal very calmly, I went mental when we scored

Originally Posted by originalhogg

Took the goal very calmly, I went mental when we scored

Because he's not a united fan

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

https://twitter.com/rooney_esque/sta...86118064992257


Few faces like this on here yesterday

He actually streams himself watching games and people tune in

Blimey, cover your ears for that wild celebration.

For everyone guessing as to what exactly he is: He's no different than the girls who stream computer games in revealing tops, who have no interest in computer games but are very interested in making easy money through social media.

Goldbridge is exactly the same. An opportunist of the highest order... go onto youtube now and it's infested with these "film yourself watching football" channels...all the same ilk, clean-cut, middle-class, ever-so-slightly posh home counties white boys....which, fair enough if thats what you want to do, go for it. But please don't make out you actually like football and aren't just shamelessly doing this to coin in on a trend.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Blimey, cover your ears for that wild celebration.

For everyone guessing as to what exactly he is: He's no different than the girls who stream computer games in revealing tops, who have no interest in computer games but are very interested in making easy money through social media.

Goldbridge is exactly the same. An opportunist of the highest order... go onto youtube now and it's infested with these "film yourself watching football" channels...all the same ilk, clean-cut, middle-class, ever-so-slightly posh home counties white boys....which, fair enough if thats what you want to do, go for it. But please don't make out you actually like football and aren't just shamelessly doing this to coin in on a trend.

whats your site called sparky ???

Originally Posted by puressence

whats your site called sparky ???

I'll tell you what, Pure. I'm going to do us both a favour and just ignore you, how's that?

You can do the same to me if you want, but i'm guessing that's not on the agenda.

I have no idea what it is you're trying to achieve by constantly typing abuse at me but it's getting pretty £#%&!ing boring mate, feel free to continue by all means but just don't expect me to reply or read it.

Enjoy the rest of the season.

I must be getting out of touch but the idea of listening to him doing a live commentary stream is just absurd.

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

I must be getting out of touch but the idea of listening to him doing a live commentary stream is just absurd.

It's the same as what sky have been doing for years isn't it? Only they have a few people to bounce the epic bants off.