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Unread 18-04-2013, 02:38 PM
Charlestown Rouge
 
Default United are such £#%&!ing liars

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All to give you the impression there's a waiting list when they've been pimping the Exec Club desperately all season. Would put Pravda to shame.
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:40 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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Unread 18-04-2013, 02:45 PM
jaffo
 
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They've got to keep Stoney in Sainburys sandwiches somehow
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:46 PM
Charlestown Rouge
 
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They've got to keep Stoney in Sainburys sandwiches somehow
Not easy to say pissed that
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:46 PM
believe
 
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might buy two
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:48 PM
Scabs
 
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might buy two
Aw, thanks mate.
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:49 PM
aardvark
 
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Is there a premium rate hotline I can call for more information please?
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:49 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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They're not going to admit they're not are they... They'll be saying there's no steak in the steak slices next!
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 02:55 PM
That Boy Ronaldo!
 
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United, liars?
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:05 PM
dragflick
 
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might buy two
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:08 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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might buy two
FOr me and you pal? I'm in
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:09 PM
believe
 
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ffs what kind of a @#%&! would buy a box at United
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:12 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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ffs what kind of a @#%&! would buy a box at United
olly murs has one
says it all tbh
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:13 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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ffs what kind of a @#%&! would buy a box at United
Charlestown?
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:13 PM
believe
 
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olly murs has one
says it all tbh
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Charlestown?
enough said
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:27 PM
Charlestown Rouge
 
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Charlestown?
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enough said
Looks like a couple of LMTB holders from the 86-87 season have formed a gang
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:28 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Looks like a couple of LMTB holders from the 86-87 season have formed a gang
Only kidding Charlie, no gangs here I hate Bellers
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:32 PM
elephantstone
 
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I doubt I will ever go on an exec ticket again, between the cheeseboard incident and the sleeping chinese at the derby I am horifically scarred.
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:37 PM
elhombre
 
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I doubt I will ever go on an exec ticket again, between the cheeseboard incident and the sleeping chinese at the derby I am horifically scarred.
still laughing at that, seamus o'judas.
 
Unread 18-04-2013, 03:38 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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STOP PRESS - MU corporate @#%&!mongers in fibbing shocker!
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