Who will be our transfer day deadline come 5pm?

A lot of names being bandied about at the moment and an awful lot of wet bedsheets this morning.

From Maguire to Alderweireld to Kurt £#%&!ing Zouma - who will be performing a scarf shot come 5pm?

Who do we reckon?

Space Raiders

Manchester United's offical sci-fi theme flavoured corn snack partner.

It's pretty hard to imagine that we'll have a bid accepted, agree personal terms, get the player to Manchester, perform a medical and get the paperwork done all in the next 7.5 hours.

Nobody's joining.

Fanny Adams

if Smalling didn't play for us, we'd be offering £40 million for Chris Smalling today.

Worst transfer window evoh

Sneijder

Originally Posted by Pop

Sneijder

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Tommy robinson

Nobody

Awful window

Needed a right back , left back , centre back , centre mid, right winger

Got one

Originally Posted by no fun

Tommy robinson

Larry White

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Toby Woby.

Martial going the other way.

No money exchanged.

Woody like...

Can we still loan players till the end of August?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Can we still loan players till the end of August?

Negative.

Originally Posted by Chorlton74

if Smalling didn't play for us, we'd be offering £40 million for Chris Smalling today.

can we buy him from ourselves and trouser the VAT?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Can we still loan players till the end of August?

We can loan players to clubs outside of the premier league (football league & abroad). We can't receive a loan.

If it's not one of the much of a muchness centre halves (but... but he's a leader) we've been linked with all summer, I struggle to believe the club could keep a big actually exciting deal a secret until deadline day. My guess is we sign no one.