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Unread 03-11-2017, 11:24 PM
Alan
 
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Wow
Lol at the bites He asked how he got on in finals.

Should I post lies so as not to upset touchy top reds?
 
Unread 03-11-2017, 11:30 PM
suedeshoes
 
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this is why we heart him so much

he was talking about how he has won 25 trophies but thinks he needs one more to be an all time great manager

"I think that probably 25 trophies is the line that people make about a successful manager.
“For some managers here, they still need to win one more trophy to reach that level. Some others need 25 to reach it.:
“Some others need four, some need 12, others they need 15, and some others here they need 24.
“I have 25, but I still need one more. So maybe when I win one more trophy than 25 I will have a little bit of credit — but that’s not a problem.”

f***ing quality
£#%&!s sake
 
Unread 03-11-2017, 11:53 PM
£#%&! KFC
 
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Lol at the bites He asked how he got on in finals.

Should I post lies so as not to upset touchy top reds?
L9st his last eight finals he's nearly as much of a loser as you Alan....and he's won £#%&! all since he's been here which aint changing any time soon hth
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 12:14 AM
andyroo
 
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Here's a revolutionary idea, how about admiring our manager for achieving greatness with US, rather than shiting on about what he did elsewhere and revelling in his pointless snides at irrelevances?
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 12:20 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Here's a revolutionary idea, how about admiring our manager for achieving greatness with US, rather than shiting on about what he did elsewhere and revelling in his pointless snides at irrelevances?
You're taking the fun out of the multiverse iiph
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 01:15 AM
£#%&! KFC
 
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Here's a revolutionary idea, how about admiring our manager for achieving greatness with US, rather than shiting on about what he did elsewhere and revelling in his pointless snides at irrelevances?
He won two trophies in h8s first season with us one of which was a European trophy so he is doing better than any United manager in recent times including Fergie.....hope that £#%&!ing helps you muppet
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 01:48 AM
My Name is Keith
 
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Here's a revolutionary idea, how about admiring our manager for achieving greatness with US, rather than shiting on about what he did elsewhere and revelling in his pointless snides at irrelevances?
Yeah, we shouldn’t ever laugh at snides directed at Liverpool managers - I mean, we’ve only done that at least all of my life and probably sometime before that. At every opportunity. Often without any justification.

But here there is some justification - he’s already won more with us than klopp and poch have done in all their time in England combined yet the press would have you think poch invented football and has won everything the game has to offer.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 02:49 AM
andyroo
 
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Sure it's funny, just Kev said it's the reason we love him.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 02:51 AM
Cream
 
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Yeah, we shouldn’t ever laugh at snides directed at Liverpool managers - I mean, we’ve only done that at least all of my life and probably sometime before that. At every opportunity. Often without any justification.

But here there is some justification - he’s already won more with us than klopp and poch have done in all their time in England combined yet the press would have you think poch invented football and has won everything the game has to offer.
Boom.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 09:30 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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Yeah, we shouldn’t ever laugh at snides directed at Liverpool managers - I mean, we’ve only done that at least all of my life and probably sometime before that. At every opportunity. Often without any justification.

But here there is some justification - he’s already won more with us than klopp and poch have done in all their time in England combined yet the press would have you think poch invented football and has won everything the game has to offer.
:golfclap:
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 10:01 AM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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Agree with Keith but 'this is why we heart him' is the biggest cringe of the year...
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 10:32 AM
S/Side.Red
 
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Welcome to managing United, Jose. How many times was Fergie taken for granted or written off? Cracks down the United badge on the front page after a dodgy week? You'll never be a media darling managing us, pal. Leave that to the small fry.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 10:52 AM
dragflick
 
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Yeah, we shouldn’t ever laugh at snides directed at Liverpool managers - I mean, we’ve only done that at least all of my life and probably sometime before that. At every opportunity. Often without any justification.

But here there is some justification - he’s already won more with us than klopp and poch have done in all their time in England combined yet the press would have you think poch invented football and has won everything the game has to offer.
Kangaroo splattered all over the place. Vvg2c.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 11:42 AM
Clarkie
 
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Still off in the summer apparently
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 12:20 PM
Alan
 
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L9st his last eight finals he's nearly as much of a loser as you Alan....and he's won f*** all since he's been here which aint changing any time soon hth
None of that changes the fact that 3 trophies isn't £#%&! all though does it you daft buckfast swilling tramp.

The absolute state of you posting this cringey drivel proclaiming your 'heart' for a £#%&!ing football manager's witterings in the press

How about having a go at Klopp's team on the football pitch instead of through the media? Bit leftfield I know but just a thought.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 12:36 PM
Clarkie
 
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None of that changes the fact that 3 trophies isn't £#%&! all though does it you daft buckfast swilling tramp.
You're not happy we won trophies last season?!
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 02:54 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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You're not happy we won trophies last season?!
Those trophies don't count. Only the ones Klopp won 7 years ago count.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 03:32 PM
Alan
 
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You're not happy we won trophies last season?!
That's not what I said at all. Rab C Nesbitt here claiming the following:

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he's drawing attention to the fact worldie bosses like Klopp and Pochettino have won f*** all hth
Klopp won 3 trophies at Dortmund. IMO there's plenty to rip him for without posting blatant lies.
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 03:46 PM
Clarkie
 
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That's not what I said at all. Rab C Nesbitt here claiming the following:



Klopp won 3 trophies at Dortmund. IMO there's plenty to rip him for without posting blatant lies.
Cappuccino has won £#%&! all in fairness
 
Unread 04-11-2017, 03:48 PM
Buck
 
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He has the Billy Redface habit of using forty words when ten will do. Makes his comments cringe. Must improve on clarity and snide.....
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