Wazzoh...the end

Originally Posted by Sizlack

Really hope not, it would be a really sad end he deserves more of a send off for what he's done for us. Unless it's what he wants of course. I think he should stay till the summer hopefully get another trophy or 2

he's already had a testimonial.

Mourinho has played this one perfectly since he arrived

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

they could easily afford him if he dropped his wages to their level

And that is exactly why they won't be signing him my friend

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

he's already had a testimonial.

ffs

https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

this is the end, bunks' bestest friend
this is the end, bunks' balding friend, the end
Of chasing your first touch, the end
of scoring not so much, the end
of your expanding thighs, the end
He'll never look into your eyes, again

can you picture what will be? spicy wings every night for tea
Desperately in need, of some, food that's bland
In a, desperate land


cut to scene: a military man is drunk in a hotel room

"Shanghai. Shit..."

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

they could easily afford him if he dropped his wages to their level

Maybe that's the game. Couple of years in China subsidizes last 2/3 years at Everton?

Originally Posted by irk

this is the end, bunks' bestest friend
this is the end, bunks' balding friend, the end
Of chasing your first touch, the end
of scoring not so much, the end
of your expanding thighs, the end
He'll never look into your eyes, again

can you picture what will be? spicy wings every night for tea
Desperately in need, of some, food that's bland
In a, desperate land

Originally Posted by Sizlack

Maybe that's the game. Couple of years in China subsidizes last 2/3 years at Everton?

How long is he gonna play for? 2 years max left in him imo.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

he's already had a testimonial.

Arrers

Originally Posted by irk

https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

this is the end, bunks' bestest friend
this is the end, bunks' balding friend, the end
Of chasing your first touch, the end
of scoring not so much, the end
of your expanding thighs, the end
He'll never look into your eyes, again

can you picture what will be? spicy wings every night for tea
Desperately in need, of some, food that's bland
In a, desperate land


cut to scene: a military man is drunk in a hotel room

"Shanghai. Shit..."

Thank you....

Originally Posted by irk

https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

this is the end, bunks' bestest friend
this is the end, bunks' balding friend, the end
Of chasing your first touch, the end
of scoring not so much, the end
of your expanding thighs, the end
He'll never look into your eyes, again

can you picture what will be? spicy wings every night for tea
Desperately in need, of some, food that's bland
In a, desperate land


cut to scene: a military man is drunk in a hotel room

"Shanghai. Shit..."

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

How long is he gonna play for? 2 years max left in him imo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA

Only takes him to 35.

He's going back to Everton at the end of the season

Originally Posted by lookingforeric

He's going back to Everton at the end of the season

This.

China ffs.

Wayne Rooney living in China. It would be like a 10 months of an idiot abroad.

regrets, eh? I wish I'd gone for

"Desperately in need of a, gastric band
in a, desperate land"

Originally Posted by Sparky***

China ffs.

Wayne Rooney living in China. It would be like a 10 months of an idiot abroad.

Sounds like a good marketing project

Its a strange thing for the manager to say, mind. Unless its Rooney himself who really wants to leave?

Just watched the full answer....

Going nowhere

Originally Posted by Sparky***

This.

China ffs.

Wayne Rooney living in China. It would be like a 10 months of an idiot abroad.

Just before he signed his last United contract he had agreed to go back to Everton on £100kpw. Im fully expecting a similar deal to be done (if not agreed already).

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Just watched the full answer....

Going nowhere

I admire your optimism