Kylian Mbappé To United

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Is anyone else bothered by his face/head?

Something isn’t right. He looks like a black frank sidebottom after he has been to a headshrinker.

I can’t put my finger on it but it’s enough for me to not want us to sign him.

To steal a quote from 22 Jump Street, he looks like a 30 year old 4th grader.

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showth...ghlight=MBAPPE

Presume this is as well as Neymar, Bale, Ronnie and Arnautovic ?

laughable

Originally Posted by Stickman

laughable

This. £#%&!ing ridiculous.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Presume this is as well as Neymar, Bale, Ronnie and Arnautovic ?

I think we can all agree that we can't let this jeopardise the deal for Arnautovic.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Is anyone else bothered by his face/head?

Something isn’t right. He looks like a black frank sidebottom after he has been to a headshrinker.

I can’t put my finger on it but it’s enough for me to not want us to sign him.

He reminds me of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle:





For that reason alone, sign him up.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho is reportedly plotting a shock swap deal with PSG to bring in Kylian Mbappe, according to Spanish publication Don Balon.

The report suggests Mourinho is prepared to pay £167m to bring the Frenchman to Old Trafford, as well as using Anthony Martial in the deal.

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...linkovic-savic

Absolute load of %@#$&!s.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He reminds me of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle:





For that reason alone, sign him up.

That's exactly who he reminds me of.

Could help shirt sales in the lucrative amphibian market tbf

Sick of this now.

Buy Teenange Mutant Ninja Mbappe.

Sell dog botherer Sanchez.

Sort it out Woody FFS.

Originally Posted by Lok

I think we can all agree that we can't let this jeopardise the deal for Arnautovic.

That's the issue, you can't have your cake and eat it unless you are Luke Shaw

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

That's exactly who he reminds me of.

Could help shirt sales in the lucrative amphibian market tbf

Sick of this now.

Buy Teenange Mutant Ninja Mbappe.

Sell dog botherer Sanchez.

Sort it out Woody FFS.

It's a reptile.

YHBR

Originally Posted by sa7

It's a reptile.

YHBR

Wow.

I've learned something!!!

YHGR and I willingly take my YHBR on the chin and treat it as a learning experience.

Thank you.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Wow.

I've learned something!!!

YHGR and I willingly take my YHBR on the chin and treat it as a learning experience.

Thank you.

Others thought it was an amphibian too.
Not me, of course.

We can make a killing on shellsuits.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Wow.

I've learned something!!!

YHGR and I willingly take my YHBR on the chin and treat it as a learning experience.

Thank you.

Don’t mind me, I’m a notorious tortoise fancier

Originally Posted by sa7

Don’t mind me, I’m a notorious tortoise fancier

Glad you feel like you can come out of your shell on this issue

You can get therapy-n...owadays for that

These puns are turtlely rubbish

Originally Posted by andyroo

You can get therapy-n...owadays for that

Originally Posted by d_knight

These puns are turtlely rubbish

Touche, these turtle puns are certainly dum(b)-dum(b)