WORLD CUP 2018 - Germany v Sweden - Group F - 23rd June, 19:00 BST - Live on ITV

U ok Hun?

Originally Posted by AK14

Enjoyed that tbf

This Werner...

Isn’t he supposed to be a talent? he’s looked utter gash so far

Hasn’t everyone in a German shirt though?

Would be the first group stage exit for Germany since 1938 if they lose this.

Originally Posted by dunk

Been puzzling on this for about 10 minutes and nope, no idea..

I mean, I hope it is. But why now?

Originally Posted by Zorg

U ok Hun?

They'll start getting better as the tournament progresses like they always do now.

They'll get to the semis at least. It's just what they do.

I can see why zlatan could have played in this sweden team until he was about 60.

they're £#%&!ing shite.

Dissapointing lack of ww2 wordplay bantzzz. I miss irk

Lee dixon morphing into lawro

Germany there had about 8 players in or around the Sweden penalty box and the useless ikea @#%&!s couldn't manage anything resembling a counter attack.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Germany there had about 8 players in or around the Sweden penalty box and the useless ikea @#%&!s couldn't manage anything resembling a counter attack.

They don’t really need to tbf.

Draw here and they’re as good as through.

Originally Posted by Ethers

They don’t really need to tbf.

Draw here and they’re as good as through.

If the Germans don't score a late winner I'll be utterly shocked.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Dissapointing lack of ww2 wordplay bantzzz. I miss irk

Lee dixon morphing into lawro

He text me earlier saying if I was a Korean/Mexican halfbreed I'd be Juan Dim Kok. Wish he'd hurry up and come back on here ffs.

How's that not a 2nd yellow card?

edit: Yeah £#%&!ing too right

Originally Posted by Sparky***

How's that not a 2nd yellow card?

It is!

Bertie @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

If the Germans don't score a late winner I'll be utterly shocked.

Probably, but I can see why Sweden are playing like they are. If you counter, you then leave yourself open to a counter-counter, a counter² if you will.

Originally Posted by Zorg

U ok Hun?

Originally Posted by Cream

He text me earlier saying if I was a Korean/Mexican halfbreed I'd be Juan Dim Kok. Wish he'd hurry up and come back on here ffs.

He would have something about doomed german advances into russia within Seconds

Originally Posted by Ethers

Probably, but I can see why Sweden are playing like they are. If you counter, you then leave yourself open to a counter-counter, a counter² if you will.

Which fredster predicted Germany out after the group stages ?

Hope we are going nowhere near Boateng

Originally Posted by est.1878

Lee dixon morphing into lawro

I just keep hearing Karl Pilkington