Tom Cleverley Agrees New Deal

Originally Posted by jem

I'd like to see what the fat goth thinks about this before putting on my banning shoes.

I think Clarkie is the lad who lives in a nursing home with his Nan, or something like that - looking at his response his domestic set up means he is fragile and deserves a break.







From here ideally.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

A banning for an April fools joke?! Good God!

The boy's rattled nqat

Originally Posted by Clarkie

A banning for an April fools joke?! Good God!

How about just for being £#%&!ing shit?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

How about just for being £#%&!ing shit?

Ah whatever. It was a joke! Far worse things have been said and done on here

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Ah whatever. It was a joke! Far worse things have been said and done on here

Best start packing your bags son, and don't cause a scene

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Ah whatever. It was a joke! Far worse things have been said and done on here

You might have got away with it had it been about anyone but £#%&!ing Cleverley, tbf

You didn't need to do this for me, Clarkie, but I appreciate your efforts.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

You might have got away with it had it been about anyone but £#%&!ing Cleverley, tbf

Good point that

I fell for it ffs

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

You might have got away with it had it been about anyone but £#%&!ing Cleverley, tbf

I think most of us are offended at the timing more than anything else.

* in countries whose traditions derived from the UK, the joking ceased at midday.[11] A person playing a joke after midday is the "April fool" themselves.[12]

Clarkie dropped his Cleverly prank at 26 minutes past 2 in the afternoon ffs

I'm not saying ban him for life or anything....

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

I think most of us are offended at the timing more than anything else.

* in countries whose traditions derived from the UK, the joking ceased at midday.[11] A person playing a joke after midday is the "April fool" themselves.[12]

Clarkie dropped his Cleverly prank at 26 minutes past 2 in the afternoon ffs

I'm not saying ban him for life or anything....

That's a bit shit then....Why call it April fools day?

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

I think most of us are offended at the timing more than anything else.

* in countries whose traditions derived from the UK, the joking ceased at midday.[11] A person playing a joke after midday is the "April fool" themselves.[12]

Clarkie dropped his Cleverly prank at 26 minutes past 2 in the afternoon ffs

I'm not saying ban him for life or anything....

you're right. I am going to ban him until 3pm today.

let that be a lesson to you, clarkie.

Originally Posted by jem

you're right. I am going to ban him until 3pm today.

let that be a lesson to you, clarkie.

sweating there for moment tbf.

Thought I'd have to log onto Facebook

Originally Posted by Clarkie

That's a bit shit then....Why call it April fools day?

Got to be a bit dense to not know its done before midday clarkie.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

That's a bit shit then....Why call it April fools day?

because you can still be an April Fool after 12pm, however it's no longer the victim who is deemed the fool but the perpetrator himself.

like I said, I'm not suggesting to any of the mods reading this that you should be banned for life ffs! that would be mental.
maybe half that.
How long do you think you'll be alive for from now on?

define living.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

because you can still be an April Fool after 12pm, however it's no longer the victim who is deemed the fool but the perpetrator himself.

like I said, I'm not suggesting to any of the mods reading this that you should be banned for life ffs! that would be mental.
maybe half that.
How long do you think you'll be alive for from now on?

Difficult to tell....I didn't think I'd reach 21....Doubt I'll reach 30 either.

Then again, it can be argued I don't have a life

Originally Posted by jem

define living.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Then again, it can be argued I don't have a life

they say it's the secret to great comedy.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Difficult to tell....I didn't think I'd reach 21....Doubt I'll reach 30 either.

Why?

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Why?

Don't have the greatest of health is all. Nothing sinister to it