Caption competition

Thats serious heart attack territory that gut. :shakehead:

Needs to lay off the cakes for his own sake.

Originally Posted by Lok

"He ate the Brucey bonus, and the cuddly toy"

It's hard to imagine how he's let himself get like that.

I'd have thought he was still relatively involved in training sessions etc...

He must have just decided to £#%&! it.

You can't get that fat without just letting go big time over a sustained period of fat and grease intake, bellers correct me if I'm wrong here.

Bruce's basically looking like a freshly killed pig.

What a state to get into for a former sportsman. Free gym facilities and presumably healthy food laid on in the canteen and he still manages to get that fat

Originally Posted by Alan

What a state to get into for a former sportsman. Free gym facilities and presumably healthy food laid on in the canteen and he still manages to get that fat

hmmm...bit wordy

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

He must have just decided to £#%&! it.

You can't get that fat without just letting go big time over a sustained period of fat and grease intake, bellers correct me if I'm wrong here.

Bruce's basically looking like a freshly killed pig.

Bruce has the freedom of half of Manchester, and now he'll need it.

Admittedly turd but hopefully someone will link a vid

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

You can't get that fat without just letting go big time over a sustained period of fat and grease intake, bellers correct me if I'm wrong here.

£#%&!ing hell.

'pig eats bruce'

He'll be driving to Dundee in his bare feet next

"Steve Jus"

Love Brucey. Top bloke and an absolute legend

He was on hol with Shearer.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Love Brucey. Top bloke and an absolute legend

Great caption mate.

Originally Posted by Alan

What a state to get into for a former sportsman. Free gym facilities and presumably healthy food laid on in the canteen and he still manages to get that fat

easily done.

I'm lucky I have a fast metabolism.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

man v food: the curse of fergie time