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in the opening 5 fixtures we shall go
Newcastle h D Pompey a D Dippers a D Chelsea a W!!!!! Bolton h W Ronaldo will get a nasty reception when he returns to the starting 11. We will hammer City at OT. Keegan will step down before Christmas. Ince will overcelebrate if Blackburn score against us at Ewood after all the baiting from the travelling reds. 2 Victories over Boro Liverpool will move up a place to 3rd. Nasri will be Hleb esque. All very pretty but £#%&! all in the way of goals and general end product - but the pundits will gush over him. Darren Bent to have a good season. Defoe and Crouch to set the league alight. Berbatov to celebrate arrogantly after he scores at WHL for us. |
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1) United will have a shit start to the season if they don't sign anyone
2) Finish second because of shit start, Chelsea win the league 3) Ronaldo will be welcomed back with open arms by the fans as he goes on a charm offensive on 1st September 4) Ronaldo will miss half the season with "niggly injuries" 5) Ronaldo will come back and help win the European Cup 6) Ronaldo will go next summer for £60million 7) City fans will organise a boycott of one home game this year in protest at Frankie. 8) Benitez will leave next summer 9) So will Ferguson and Neville. 10) Nani will have a good season |
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Gerrard will fracture his forehead which puts him out for the whole season, but will still be named in the PFA Team of the Year.
JT will save the planet, puff out his barrel chest and inspire his team to glory. His mere presence in games will intimidate all opposing players and teams. He will also fracture his trendy haircut, but will miraculously be fit to play the following day because he's made of iron. Arsenal will draw every single game by 90% possession to 10%, which will gain them the title of 'Best team the Universe has ever seen, ever, ever'. Wenger will quite correctly be proclaimed a genius for guiding his team of 9 year olds to such unbelievable heights. Fabregas will be voted 'World Player Of All Time' after sterling performances in the first 4 games. Torres the worlds greatest striker will continue where he left off last season, by smashing in 250 goals at Anfield and another 1 at Hull away. Newcastle messiah Kevin Keegan will produce the most attacking team ever witnessed, full of an array of entertaining players like Joey Barton, Alan Smith, Nicky Butt and James Milner. The loyal hoardes of Geordie faithful will support in their millions and roar the team on through thick and thin. If ever some supporters deserved a trophy it's these loyal, wacky, loyal Geordies ... Meanwhile, United will rack up more points than anyone else, despite not being the best team, not having the best manager, not having the best players, cheating, getting all the ref's decisions and playing absolutely shite in every single game ... again. On the International front, England - who have the best players in the world and best manager in the world - will put all those years of hurt behind them by winning the World Cup, beating Western Mongolia 2-0 at fortress Wembley. The goals will come from a deflected Frank Lampard effort, and a very brave diving header from the brave JT, who bravely put his head where others would fear to put their feet. JT is knocked clean out while scoring, fractures his skull in 17 places and is rushed to hospital, - but bravely returns 5 minutes later to receive the cup as leader of the nation. Looking forward to it already ... |
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Here's sparky's predictions: 1.our worst start to a PL season EVER as we struggle with injuries and a horrendous fixture list. 2. Liverpool will definitely beat us at anfield this year. 3. A nice comfortable win at blackburn as brad friedel has £#%&!ed off. 4. Portsmouth will beat us twice in august. 5. Annual defeat at Stamford bridge. 6. a whole new 'respect the ref' campaign with wayne rooney being the nation's panto villain. 7. every single time ronaldo has a tv interview jeff shreeves will mention real madrid. 8. Arsenal will play 'the greatest football ever' since, well, the football they played last season. 9. Everything john terry does will be hailed as 'heroic' after his nightmare in Moscow. Example: "John terry put his Moscow hell behind him yesterday by scoring 2 goals against Hull. The Chelsea skipper redeemed himself by garroting two players at a corner and then rugby tackling the goalkeeper before volleying home from inside the net." 10. Ronaldo will be booed by 2 sets of supporters this season. ABU's and selected morons from within our own. |
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