*Official* West Ham v United Match Thread. Teams & a right old bloody knees up!

score draw.

united will win this 4-2

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Stephen hawkings could do better ffs.

Not sure his wheelchair could go around in circles with quite the same level of skill tbf

Valencia ffs.

Nice to see poser23 still being frozen out, £#%&!ing mug. Not started since his 'caust away to Chewsea. Vvg2c.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

draw this and beat villa, takes us to 84 points.

the maximum city can get by winning all their games is 86.

Leagues been finished for over 2 months now tbf fair.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Stephen hawkings could do better ffs.

He's got more assists this season apparently. But his wheels have made a £#%&!ing right mess on that left touchline.

Originally Posted by saffers

Leagues been finished for over 2 months now tbf fair.

like it was last season?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

He's got more assists this season apparently. But his wheels have made a £#%&!ing right mess on that left touchline.

So has Valencia kint's gimp leg

Originally Posted by elhombre

like it was last season?

Nah, last season it was finished on the 8th of April, but reopened a few days later thanks to the tombola away to Wigan.

Last season we were neck and neck for most of it. We've been at least 7 pts ahead since December this season....

I predict the usual penalty. Hope it goes our way 4/1 RVP first goal.

Originally Posted by saffers

Nah, last season it was finished on the 8th of April, but reopened a few days later thanks to the tombola away to Wigan.

Last season we were neck and neck for most of it. We've been at least 7 pts ahead since December this season....

well whatever the scenario, i'm not happy until we've mathematically won it.

1 Wayne Rooney assist12 games 33
2 Robin van Persie assist 8 games 42
3 Patrice Evra assist 5 games 37
4 Shinji Kagawa assist 4 games 22
5 Antonio Valencia assist 4 games 34
6 Danny Welbeck assist 4 game 38
7 Michael Carrick assist 4 games 41
8 Ashley Young assist 3 agames 23
9 Rafael da Silva assist 3 games 36
10 Nani assist 2 games 20
11 Tom Cleverley assist 2 games 30

Originally Posted by red @rmy

So has Valencia kint's gimp leg

Apparently it's a ghost limb. It's attached to his body but he has no say in its day to day activities.

"West ham have a strong midfield" that's why we're playing jones in there.

Basically all our other options are feeble.

If nani is fit and he's not playing, his United career is over.

Wouldn't mind a few decent goals tonight.

A young Roy Keane

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

If nani is fit and he's not playing, his United career is over.

I would never have thought of that mate.

Strong line up as it should be tonight. Quick tempo, early goal another 3 points and life would feel brilliant.

Gary's been on the piss.