*Official* West Ham v United Match Thread. Teams & a right old bloody knees up!

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

50 years?

You're not one of nofun's kids are you?

No idea of whom you speak.

Carroll, what a £#%&!in turd he is.

£#%&!ing greasy looking @#%&!. Would love to snap his legs.

they are chortling on Radio 5 live :£#%&!er:

Originally Posted by believe

remember when everyone said De Gea was a @#%&! in the box?

Bellers is the only one talking sense tonight.


Rafabio, sparky, stop seeing your arses.

Originally Posted by Furry Pizza

No idea of whom you speak.

have you ever had sex with a man?

Rooney got clean away with standing near someone there.

that was a £#%&!ing disgrace.

like a £#%&!ing linebacker sacking the quarterback. disgrace.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Rooney got clean away with standing near someone there.

absolute outrage, think he may have sworn under his breath too

if he does that to any other player on the pitch, in any other position, he walks for it.

that was 100 times more dangerous than nani vs madrid.

Originally Posted by Furry Pizza

No idea of whom you speak.

I'd say that as well.

Originally Posted by elhombre

have you ever had sex with a man?

Close once, but not all the way.

Carroll not sent off? £#%&!ing disgrace, the dirty fat peg selling gippo @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that was a £#%&!ing disgrace.

like a £#%&!ing linebacker sacking the quarterback. disgrace.

Yeah.

Originally Posted by rogieop

if he does that to any other player on the pitch, in any other position, he walks for it.

that was 100 times more dangerous than nani vs madrid.

nice to see we've moved on from that though

Think we should bring Van Persie and Rooney on for the 2nd half

Originally Posted by Furry Pizza

Close once, but not all the way.

Go home matt.

Rooney is shit.

Carroll is a @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Cream

Go home matt.

You have a thing about this Matt person, apart from the ability to recognise him.

Seriously whatever PSG have offered, just accept it. Use the money to buy a forward who can trap a football in less than 4 touches and can control it within 5 yards of themselves.