USA TOUR OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD - United vs San Jose Earthquakes - 2PM PST, 5PM EST. 10pm BST

Originally Posted by Cream

Pereira always looks a player to me.

Surely he’s ready?

To leave ?

right, well I'm too tired to stay up watching this shite.

wtf was that on the pitch?

Originally Posted by 75Red

right, well I'm too tired to stay up watching this shite.

wtf was that on the pitch?

Valencia. It's alright now he's been subbed

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Valencia. It's alright now he's been subbed

The bird incident pretty much sums up our pre season so far.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Valencia. It's alright now he's been subbed

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Valencia. It's alright now he's been subbed

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

To leave ?

Ching outmuscled.

Martial out... somethinged.

not a real fan unless watching it with mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M__usb60Z3w

not watching either

Originally Posted by Cream

Ching outmuscled.

Martial out... somethinged.

Well he's hardly going to be busting a gut is he when he wants to leave.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

not a real fan unless watching it with mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M__usb60Z3w

not watching either

Might actually be more entertaining tbf.

Watching Goldyballs’ descending into tired madness while swigging crap lager and forcing other people’s children to watch him urinate and fart. Internet legend

Got 7 hours left at work and can’t do another 45 of that...

Originally Posted by Cream

Ching outmuscled.

Martial out... somethinged.

Looks like Mourinho is pretty spot on about the kid

I think that dead bird could be an omen for the season ahead

Dire half

Obviously loads of our best players missing but you still think we can play better than this turgid shite
Probably doesn’t help the young players coming into a side with no identity or way of playing

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

I think that dead bird could be an omen for the season ahead

Dire half

Obviously loads of our best players missing but you still think we can play better than this turgid shite
Probably doesn’t help the young players coming into a side with no identity or way of playing

it means nothing mate. Remember under van gaal when we played sumptuous football in pre season hammering liverpool and real madrid ffs. Then the season starts and we lose at home to swansea.

Sell martial please

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Got 7 hours left at work and can’t do another 45 of that...

I am so glad I £#%&!ed off going to the tour this year £#%&!ing tip top red

Where's Dalot? We did sign someone called Dalot didn't we? I didn't £#%&!ing imagine it i'm sure

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Where's Dalot? We did sign someone called Dalot didn't we? I didn't £#%&!ing imagine it i'm sure

Had a minor op and isn’t fit, I believe.