Baby Boy for Rooney.

Could have been Wayne Kai.......

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Oh. Okay then.

Times change. Would you prefer everyone to be called Mark, Paul, Michael or John etc?

It's hardly Princess Tulia or whatever Jordan and Peter's kid is called is it?

Originally Posted by Appletango

Times change. Would you prefer everyone to be called Mark, Paul, Michael or John etc?

It's hardly Princess Tulia or whatever Jordan and Peter's kid is called is it?

Actually, you are beginning to sound like a girl now.

I'll break it to you gently - I don't give a £#%&!. Now get the link up of the bird you couldn't get to lez it up with last week.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Actually, you are beginning to sound like a girl now.

I'll break it to you gently - I don't give a £#%&!. Now get the link up of the bird you couldn't get to lez it up with last week.

His name is Kai... mmmmm kai.

Originally Posted by Appletango

Times change.

But pretentious %@#$&!s will always be pretentious %@#$&!s

Originally Posted by sudored

Fergie fergie sign him up.

125/1 to play for United already haha

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Actually, you are beginning to sound like a girl now.

I'll break it to you gently - I don't give a £#%&!. Now get the link up of the bird you couldn't get to lez it up with last week.

I take it every bird you speak to falls at your knees then? If I was embarrased or upset about getting rejected would I have told you all.No. I'd of either said nothing or lied. You win some, you lose some. That's life.

Originally Posted by toseeunited

125/1 to play for United already haha

£#%&!ing hell, I bet Feries already considering him for central midfield for the Chelsea game.

Originally Posted by Appletango

I take it every bird you speak to falls at your knees then? If I was embarrased or upset about getting rejected would I have told you all.No. I'd of either said nothing or lied. You win some, you lose some. That's life.

You've taken this whole name thing rather badly. Chill out and have a Mocha Latte, already.

Originally Posted by Appletango

I take it every bird you speak to falls at your knees then? If I was embarrased or upset about getting rejected would I have told you all.No. I'd of either said nothing or lied. You win some, you lose some. That's life.

You do know I'm disabled don't you?

@#%&!.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

You've taken this whole name thing rather badly. Chill out and have a Mocha Latte, already.

whats one of them? dont mix two good types together

Might as well have called it Chav Scally Shellsuit.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

You do know I'm disabled don't you?

@#%&!.

Does being disabled stop you talking to females?

Originally Posted by Sloane

whats one of them? dont mix two good types together

Isn't it one of Geldof's kids?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

You've taken this whole name thing rather badly. Chill out and have a Mocha Latte, already.

Stop with the yank stuff Sparks, ffs!

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Least they've not plumped for 'Moon Unit'.

Is that how you spell Man United when Armchair changes your font?

i knew a kid called kai once. he had a massive head and was an utter moron. kind of like a combination of obertan and nani.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Might as well have called it Chav Scally Shellsuit.

Exactly. Everybody was awaiting the inevitable stupid 'Unique' name, and they didn't disappoint.

'kai' ffs. Conjures up images of some tanned 'surfer dude' in malibu or something. His mum reads tarot cards for a living and his sister's called 'Moonchild'.

Seriously though, it's like a competition with these £#%&!ing wag celeb types. See who can give their child the most stupid name. Like the child is an accessory or something - akin to personalised car upholstery. Got to be seen to be 'different' and 'innovative'.

Kai (spelt differently) in Welsh means 'Field'.


MOTFT.