Baby Boy for Rooney.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

I can't believe you visited my page to actually check whether or not I was in a wheelchair. Disgraceful tbh candid.

What did you visit my page for?

Originally Posted by Appletango

What did you visit my page for?

Pleasure

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Exactly. Everybody was awaiting the inevitable stupid 'Unique' name, and they didn't disappoint.

'kai' ffs. Conjures up images of some tanned 'surfer dude' in malibu or something. His mum reads tarot cards for a living and his sister's called 'Moonchild'.

Seriously though, it's like a competition with these £#%&!ing wag celeb types. See who can give their child the most stupid name. Like the child is an accessory or something - akin to personalised car upholstery. Got to be seen to be 'different' and 'innovative'.

Easy on the name Sparkles, I got a cousin called Kai ......he is ginger pale white and lives just off Salford precinct his mum reads the sun and his sister is called Lynzey ..... nft

I, for one, think Kai is a nice name.

Embarrassing name, but can't expect anything less from Scouse chavs.

Hope his mind is finally only on football.

Originally Posted by Aloe Blacc

Embarrassing name, but can't expect anything less from Scouse chavs.

Hope his mind is finally only on football.

You #@&%!.

Family > football.

Originally Posted by koppas

You #@&%!.

Family > football.

Without football he would be nothing.

United pay him millions. His form dipped and his mind was on this kid coming. No more excuses now

Originally Posted by Aloe Blacc

Without football he would be nothing.

United pay him millions. His form dipped and his mind was on this kid coming. No more excuses now

You're trying too hard.

Originally Posted by Aloe Blacc

Without football he would be nothing.

United pay him millions. His form dipped and his mind was on this kid coming. No more excuses now

Yes. How dare he think about the impending greatest moment of any person's life.

Originally Posted by Aloe Blacc

Without football he would be nothing.

United pay him millions. His form dipped and his mind was on this kid coming. No more excuses now

:shakehead:

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Pleasure

Ditto.

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

Easy on the name Sparkles, I got a cousin called Kai ......he is ginger pale white and lives just off Salford precinct his mum reads the sun and his sister is called Lynzey ..... nft

It's a terrible name though.

Originally Posted by koppas

I, for one, think Kai is a nice name.

Well no surprise there then.

Originally Posted by Aloe Blacc

Without football he would be nothing.

United pay him millions. His form dipped and his mind was on this kid coming. No more excuses now

That is beyond shit. Well done.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Yes. How dare he think about the impending greatest moment of any person's life.

He doesn't think of it like that cos his Dad is constantly harping on about what a @#%&! he is, how he ruined his life and made a complete hippo's yawn out of his mum's already colossal clout.

Wasn't she a week or so overdue as well, it's bound to have been on his mind he wouldn't be normal if it wasn't. Hopefully he'll be relaxed and happy now.

Originally Posted by RedMenace

Wasn't she a week or so overdue as well, it's bound to have been on his mind he wouldn't be normal if it wasn't. Hopefully he'll be relaxed and happy now.

9 days, she was induced in the end.