Mourinho's hair

Originally Posted by Cream

Regarding seamus o'slaphead: I too have been receding for years but can't find a hairdresser willing to shave it. They say it's fine; that I have years of nice cuts ahead of me.

I think the standard of hair is important, no great shakes having a thicket of disgusting wire wool.

you £#%&!ing liar. I've been telling you to ditch your Wet Denis Waterman look for years and you consistently refused to get it shaved because you fear the size of your forehead* will attract comment.











*fivehead, maybe six

tell me, baby.... where did I go wrong?

stop picking fellaini, you stupid dick.

Originally Posted by irk

you £#%&!ing liar. I've been telling you to ditch your Wet Denis Waterman look for years and you consistently refused to get it shaved because you fear the size of your forehead* will attract comment.

So the first two places in FOTY went to slap heads? Makes sense now, sympathy vote

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

shave it yourself you complete hold the hand?

Have to say I do like being able to just run a razor over once a week.
Hated going to hairdressers.

K'ojack

How bad is this problem again?

Originally Posted by signed dc

So the first two places in FOTY went to slap heads? Makes sense now, sympathy vote

Absolute bullshit. If I let it grow long there's severe Waterman at the front, that's all.

Wowzers. Always pictured fuzzy with a luscious hair of hair and sideburns. Now I find out he's a chrome dome.

Hearing rumours he only moved to Eastern Europe because they make human hair wigs out there.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Wowzers. Always pictured fuzzy with a luscious hair of hair and sideburns. Now I find out he's a chrome dome.

Hearing rumours he only moved to Eastern Europe because they make human hair wigs out there.

Saving up for one? Makes sense.

In the meantime: when people stare he mouths across to them 'chernobyl', and they nod.

Originally Posted by Cream

K'ojack

How bad is this problem again?



Absolute bullshit. If I let it grow long there's severe Waterman at the front, that's all.

Would you rather look like this;

or this;


Man up. Shave it off.

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Would you rather look like this;

or this;


Man up. Shave it off.

Very sorry for your loss.

Originally Posted by Cream

Saving up for one? Makes sense.

In the meantime: when people stare he mouths across to them 'chernobyl', and they nod.

Apparently they have to wait a few years until they harvest the child for hair/organs etc.

Originally Posted by Cream

K'ojack

How bad is this problem again?



Absolute bullshit. If I let it grow long there's severe Waterman at the front, that's all.

Nowt wrong with the Waterman look