Who upset you more when they left Eric or Ronnie?

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

What carpet am I thinking of?

Whoa. I'm thinking... Unleaded? Which begs the question. If a tree falls on a petrol station, can anyone hear it scream?

Originally Posted by Red Al

Eric for me as Ronnie had been whoring himself to madrid for 3 years and it was a matter of when not if

Yhbr

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Whoa. I'm thinking... Unleaded? Which begs the question. If a tree falls on a petrol station, can anyone hear it scream?

Axminster wasn't a trick question.

Love the ghost whistle thing - will wait for a long time to use it but use it I will.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

will there be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

so that on Gold yesterday..

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Chicken

Chops

If a man is in a forest with no women around, is he still wrong

Originally Posted by Wez

Chops

The thread title really is poorly punctuated and constructed leaving the impression that one should be upset about their wives and/or girlfriend.

one retired one was a @#%&!

Originally Posted by puressence

one retired one was a @#%&!

This.

Was heart broken when my childhood hero retired.

The other £#%&!er was trying to get his way out for 3 years.

Then he talks shit about how he loves the club but didn't come back for any of fergie's monthly worship ceremonies.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Can ghosts whistle?

Ronaldo can £#%&! off the magnificent bastard. We're just the ex girlfriend he calls sometimes when he's pissed to see if he could still £#%&! us if he wanted. He could.

Bosnich, first time round.

Eric by so much but I was a kid and he was everything. Remember it being announced that there was going to be a news conference on 1152, was convinced that we were buying Juninho. Horrible day, kicked my brother in the chest for laughing at my sorrow.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Eric by so much but I was a kid and he was everything. Remember it being announced that there was going to be a news conference on 1152, was convinced that we were buying Juninho. Horrible day, kicked my brother in the chest for laughing at my sorrow.

Nice. No dead arms, legs, wedgies, atoic wedgies.
But a kick in the chest.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Nice. No dead arms, legs, wedgies, atoic wedgies.
But a kick in the chest.

He was going to do worse but couldn't remember where he buried his shotguns

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Nice. No dead arms, legs, wedgies, atoic wedgies.
But a kick in the chest.

see any blue shit innit.

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

He was going to do worse but couldn't remember where he buried his shotguns

Knew I should have got a metal detector for Christmas.

Originally Posted by irk

Ronaldo can £#%&! off the magnificent bastard. We're just the ex girlfriend he calls sometimes when he's pissed to see if he could still £#%&! us if he wanted. He could.

Love ex-girlfriends like that.

Originally Posted by irk

Ronaldo can £#%&! off the magnificent bastard. We're just the ex girlfriend he calls sometimes when he's pissed to see if he could still £#%&! us if he wanted. He could.

Thiiiiiiis.

For too long we were like a fat bird watching the phone. Maybe he'll call?

He won't you fat slob.

But not anymore. Now we've got a new guy. A mate of the old guy. Except he looks like a rat, is hardly ever around and when he is, he's absolutely shite in the sack.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Thiiiiiiis.

For too long we were like a fat bird watching the phone. Maybe he'll call?

He won't you fat slob.

But not anymore. Now we've got a new guy. A mate of the old guy. Except he looks like a rat, is hardly ever around and when he is, he's absolutely shite in the sack.

I think he's secretly texting his ex as well.

Originally Posted by lazlo panaflex

thiiiiiiis.

For too long we were like a fat bird watching the phone. Maybe he'll call?

He won't you fat slob.

But not anymore. Now we've got a new guy. A mate of the old guy. Except he looks like a rat, is hardly ever around and when he is, he's absolutely shite in the sack.

Oasis are better than The Stone Roses