Robin Van Persie has a headache

Originally Posted by Grimson

No. No chance. Footballers aren't allowed to self-medicate. That's how they end up failing drug tests. If he was buying something at the chemist, it was for his son. The team doctors (I know, I know) would have given him whatever he needed for his pain.

He started off buying some stuff for his son. When he had sorted that and paid he asked for some Nurofen and the rest is history.

It definitely happened as I explained.

You get 2 weeks off with concusion, is it not possible he played it down to United so he wouldn't miss any games?

Originally Posted by utd99

He wasn't beeping was he?

I can't remember tbf but I don't think so.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

He started off buying some stuff for his son. When he had sorted that and paid he asked for some Nurofen and the rest is history.

It definitely happened as I explained.

You get 2 weeks off with concusion, is it not possible he played it down to United so he wouldn't miss any games?

Could it not be for his missus, she could be on the rags this week, who knows?

Originally Posted by otbarney

Could it not be for his missus, she could be on the rags this week, who knows?

then why would he bother mentioning his headache? it doesn't add up.

no, I have a hunch the nurofen were for him.

Originally Posted by otbarney

Could it not be for his missus, she could be on the rags this week, who knows?

He was pointing to his head when he said it but anything is possible. If he hadn't almost had his head kicked in yesterday I wouldn't have posted it. To think this thread almost didn't get posted, sends a shiver down your spine just thinking about it.

Originally Posted by irk

then why would he bother mentioning his headache? it doesn't add up.

no, I have a hunch the nurofen were for him.

He's not going to shout out all over the shop, "Our Maud has got the painters in, gis some Nurofen!"
I like to think he's a tad more subtle than that.

Originally Posted by irk

then why would he bother mentioning his headache? it doesn't add up.

no, I have a hunch the nurofen were for him.

He clearly stated 'toothache'.

Sniffer's had a bloody mare here.

Originally Posted by reem

He clearly stated 'toothache'.

Sniffer's had a bloody mare here.

No. He said it was very painful, like a toothache.

If you're looking for holes in this story you're wasting your time. I may yet do a reconstruction if there's enough demand.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

He started off buying some stuff for his son. When he had sorted that and paid he asked for some Nurofen and the rest is history.

It definitely happened as I explained.

You get 2 weeks off with concusion, is it not possible he played it down to United so he wouldn't miss any games?

Yeah could be, I guess. Who knows. Definitely naughty of him if so.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

No. He said it was very painful, like a toothache.

If you're looking for holes in this story you're wasting your time. I may yet do a reconstruction if there's enough demand.

Yes I often describe my head pains as toothache-like.

How much did they pay you to spread this lie?

Originally Posted by reem

He clearly stated 'toothache'.

Sniffer's had a bloody mare here.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

No. He said it was very painful, like a toothache.

If you're looking for holes in this story you're wasting your time. I may yet do a reconstruction if there's enough demand.

he's misunderstood sniffers, then he's jumped in two footed, donned his ankle length black coat, and begun firing off rounds like an alienated redneck in a high school. little did he know professors irk and sniff were packing concealed heat and now his brains (such as they were) are all over the canteen walls.

This story is bullshit cos United players aren't allowed to buy anything at pharmacies.

Lying piece of shit.

Originally Posted by saffers

This story is bullshit cos United players aren't allowed to buy anything at pharmacies.

Lying piece of shit.

It's Xmas, have a day off and enjoy your Pinnekjøtt ffs

Originally Posted by TravellingRed81

It's Xmas, have a day off and enjoy your Pinnekjøtt ffs

Originally Posted by TravellingRed81

It's Xmas, have a day off and enjoy your Pinnekjøtt ffs

Pipe down immigrant.

God Jul.

Originally Posted by saffers

Pipe down immigrant.

God Jul.

Cheeky @#%&!, I'm not an immigrant; immigrants are brown.



God jul btw

Originally Posted by saffers

This story is bullshit cos United players aren't allowed to buy anything at pharmacies.

Lying piece of shit.

Footballers never break the rules do they?

My cousin and my mate jumped in to the back of Silvestre's motor when he was stopped at the lights near the top of Peter Street. Said hello to him, patted him on the head/back then £#%&!ed off and went to the pub.