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Unread 05-09-2017, 11:00 PM
Crumps
 
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In my experience, what's happened is wayne has been drink driving for months and probably the bar owner or another regular ratted him out eventually. It's probably been a subject a decent sized group chatting about. But someone ratted him out and it was always on the cards. I doubt gold digger was in on the drink driving part but she knew he was regularly drunk in that bar and closed in.

All that time wayne thought he was in a situation where people had his back.

Still wrong drink driving but I had 6 months to a year where I drank with someone then got a lift home and eventually there was a police check that was obviously just for one person.
They got a taxi to her car though. I don't doubt that he probably drinks and drives but it was a different story this time by the looks of it.

My mate got done for it a bit ago but they breathalised him after he'd been in his house for a couple of minutes. First thing they asked him was have you just had a drink since you got in and he said no the plank. No good at thinking on his feet.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 12:55 AM
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Unread 06-09-2017, 01:20 AM
plopborsky
 
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You should work for tmz pal you love this stuff
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 01:37 AM
Crumps
 
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You should work for tmz pal you love this stuff
He's Fred's Keemstar.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 01:58 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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He's Fred's Keemstar.
A bald gnome?

Never seems scar's head to confirm, strong rumours though...
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 02:50 AM
utd99
 
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Is there anyone in the world who thinks he wasn't going to give her one?

Why do these creatures pull that face the second an iphone comes within twelve feet?

Pressing questions.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 03:05 AM
Crumps
 
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A bald gnome?

Never seems scar's head to confirm, strong rumours though...
Content Cop.


Gotta be one on Diss tracks soon. Or Jake Paul.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 06:10 AM
believe
 
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Imagine walking round with half a million quid on your finger
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 06:44 AM
wufta
 
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Imagine walking round with half a million quid on your finger
It's for that very reason I got my wife's ring from Argos.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 07:04 AM
redhegemony
 
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Imagine walking round with half a million quid on your finger
It's pretty obscene...
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 08:11 AM
lindelof
 
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They got a taxi to her car though. I don't doubt that he probably drinks and drives but it was a different story this time by the looks of it.

My mate got done for it a bit ago but they breathalised him after he'd been in his house for a couple of minutes. First thing they asked him was have you just had a drink since you got in and he said no the plank. No good at thinking on his feet.


Similar thing happened to my brother but he got away with it. I was out with him and some mates one night and he, stupidly, decided to drive home. Ended up misjudging a corner and drove into a tree. Luckily no one was hurt but he panicked and ran home with his mates. He got home, half an hour later the police turned up and said his car was found and asked if he has been drinking after seeing a box of empty bottles by the door. He said he crashed his car a couple of hours ago, walked home to sort it out in the morning and had a few beers to calm down. When they questioned the amount of bottles, just replied he is a big lad and can drink.

They obviously knew he had been drink driving and what happened but couldn't do £#%&! all about it as they couldn't prove when he started drinking.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 08:46 AM
Cream
 
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Similar thing happened to my brother but he got away with it. I was out with him and some mates one night and he, stupidly, decided to drive home. Ended up misjudging a corner and drove into a tree. Luckily no one was hurt but he panicked and ran home with his mates. He got home, half an hour later the police turned up and said his car was found and asked if he has been drinking after seeing a box of empty bottles by the door. He said he crashed his car a couple of hours ago, walked home to sort it out in the morning and had a few beers to calm down. When they questioned the amount of bottles, just replied he is a big lad and can drink.

They obviously knew he had been drink driving and what happened but couldn't do £#%&! all about it as they couldn't prove when he started drinking.
When I was young me and my mate left the pub, walked to his parents' gaff to collect a box of #cans and drove to my house to continue the sesh. Saw the flashing blue lights about half way from home, hmmm... I did not fancy the long walk; 'just keep driving'.

Pulls up at my gaff and the pigs are understandably seething. "Did you not see us?" . Er, yesh occifer...

They can smell the booze from a mile away and, of course, I'm carrying the #cans into the house, ironically leaving my mate to carry the can.

Mate is defending himself from the accusation of drunkenness and I'm egging him on from the safety of my front door. "Are you his brother?" No... "Well £#%&! OFF then".

Adieu...

Summary: I got a police escort home, a cracking free drink and slept like a baby. My mate got kicked to £#%&! in the cells and a 12 month ban.

Took his mam to see the police commissioner to complain.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 09:47 AM
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I'm beginning to wonder if this bint tipped off the coppers herself? Would get her noticed and she wouldn't have to £#%&! the @#%&!.

I've not seen a cop car after dark in Cheshire for about 10 years.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 09:57 AM
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I'm beginning to wonder if this bint tipped off the coppers herself? Would get her noticed and she wouldn't have to £#%&! the @#%&!.

I've not seen a cop car after dark in Cheshire for about 10 years.
Either her, one of her mates, the press or an off duty copper who supports united
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 10:06 AM
lindelof
 
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Could have been Wes.

Apparently Coleen is giving him 'one last chance'.
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 10:24 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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You've got to take your hat off to her - mission accomplished.

She's set out with the specific intention of seducing some half-wit footballer in order to get her 15 mins of fame and now she's struck gold. She'll be up for every z-list event going now. I'll be she couldn't believe her luck when the £#%&!ing moron was driving her car home, pissed out of his hair plugged skull.


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Where were his #friends?
on the #cans with him I imagine
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 11:50 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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Where were his #friends?
Probably saw him get in the taxi and thought all good. Didn't know the silly £#%&!er would jump in the drivers seat of her car.

Wonder how much of this was planned and staged by her?
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 12:24 PM
plopborsky
 
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must be a snide male ex that wants to tell the sun how much of slag she is and a fame seeking @#%&!
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 12:25 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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She broke her own tail light and had it rang in..
 
Unread 06-09-2017, 12:36 PM
plopborsky
 
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She broke her own tail light and had it rang in..
is that word on the Cheshire streets pal ? I know you have contacts and that, don't want to upset Scarface as this is his patch as well
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