John O Shea

In the name of God, go


Please

* The character Paddy, from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, was given the surname 'O'Shea' due to the physical similarities between the comedy actor Patrick McGuinness and the United defender.
* Of the 9 Premier League goals he has scored for Manchester United, five have come in the 80th minute or later.[4]
* One of O'Shea's most popular moments is when he performed a nutmeg on Luis Figo in a match against Real Madrid in the quarterfinals of the Champions League in 2003.

My favourite O shea bit yesterday was midway ish through the first half and cross comes in across the floor from Downing (i think), O Shea 'clears' it straight back to him and then as downing floats one up, O shea who is stood right next to Alves, decides he's going to stay planted on the ground as the opposition attackers foolishly decide to jump in the air in an attempt to head the ball.

He did manage to head the ball once in the second half to be fair.

And I despise that thing he does where when someone within passing distance has the ball and he kind of backs off away from them whilst pointing at someone else. (give it to them whilst I point around and make it look like im getting involved)

And the other thing where he points into space at someone, kind of indicating they should be there. I mean, if you're anyone else in our side, would you take instructions from this tart?

What a dick

but he does this:



and this:

No technique
Defensively useless in the air, as he never knows when to jump
No pace
No positional sense
Can't pass more than 2 yards, sometimes not even 2 yards

He can put his shoe in the way of things, that's about the best he can offer.

Originally Posted by Teville

* The character Paddy, from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, was given the surname 'O'Shea' due to the physical similarities between the comedy actor Patrick McGuinness and the United defender.
* Of the 9 Premier League goals he has scored for Manchester United, five have come in the 80th minute or later.[4]
* One of O'Shea's most popular moments is when he performed a nutmeg on Luis Figo in a match against Real Madrid in the quarterfinals of the Champions League in 2003.

are legendary. He can jump on anyones back without injuring them - that takes some doing.

at least park and fletcher ( 2 other much criticised squad players) have had a few good games

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

No technique
Defensively useless in the air, as he never knows when to jump
No pace
No positional sense
Can't pass more than 2 yards, sometimes not even 2 yards

He can put his shoe in the way of things, that's about the best he can offer.

Those shoe skills have been passed down through the ages.

Look - here's his great great grandfather

he was very good against roma.


he was shite against boro. but so was rio.

Originally Posted by borsuk

he was very good against roma.


he was shite against boro. but so was rio.

He performed more like a defender should against Roma

He was shite against everyone else -

Originally Posted by borsuk

he was very good against roma.


he was shite against boro. but so was rio.

yep

apart from him being a blouse i've no real issues with him

Originally Posted by armchair

apart from him being a blouse i've no real issues with him

Thats the thing though 'chair. That's a £#%&!ing heinous crime for a defender.

And it leads to him being an absolute liability - and a blouse

and a pansy

and a soft-arse

and i cant take it no mores i tell you

no mores!!!

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Thats the thing though 'chair. That's a £#%&!ing heinous crime for a defender.

!!!

abit like a defensive midfielder who cant tackle....

Originally Posted by marlo stansfield

abit like a defensive midfielder who cant tackle....

And who would that be as most people who watch united play all know Hargreaves can tackle.

Originally Posted by borsuk

he was shite against boro. but so was rio.

Interesting that Rio had possibly his worst game of the season when playing against, not with, John O' Shea isn't it.

is a bluffer and a chancer who cant believe he is wearing the shirt himself. How that lads gets a game instead of being in row 42 with a jester hat on is £#%&!ing beyond me.

He cant even spit properly - anyone notice him spitting on his own face as he came on against Roma. Make I cry...........

Fergus should shoulder some blame for playing him at centre half

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Fergus should shoulder some blame for playing him at centre half

or at all for that matter, should be only seen grinning like a £#%&!wit on the bench.