Frank Lampard

Has to be one of the worst managerial appointments in PL history.

He's won 1 of this last 18 games in all competitions - only drawing 2 of the 17 he didn't win.

Scored 1goal in 5 games.

Team selections are a mess...

I can only imagine either Enrique or Nagelesmann didn't want to come in this early and lose their first 10 matches.

An utter, utter state of a club at the moment.

He’s £#%&!, but Chelsea are a basket case of a mess. I £#%&!ing hope City got that way soon ffs.

It’s not his fault he has a small squad to play with

I have no idea what they were thinking here but it bodes well re them being a post Abramovich shit show.

I’m thoroughly enjoying their demise.

Originally Posted by Seamus

It’s not his fault he has a small squad to play with

Thought there was a moment post Derby that he would actually come good - he seemed to have a decent approach to managing ball which matched the 2020 managerial arteta style wardrobe. but he’s on a hiding to nothing now and all he’s left with is those trainer/shoe hybrid thingy’s with the white soles.

He’s failed on so many levels that players simply won’t take him seriously. He needs to £#%&! it off and do something different or wilderness years it at some lower leave outfit.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Thought there was a moment post Derby that he would actually come good - he seemed to have a decent approach to managing ball which matched the 2020 managerial arteta style wardrobe. but he’s on a hiding to nothing now and all he’s left with is those trainer/shoe hybrid thingy’s with the white soles.

He’s failed on so many levels that players simply won’t take him seriously. He needs to £#%&! it off and do something different or wilderness years it at some lower leave outfit.

Missed the boat on the TV punditry as well. Probably get wheeled out for a Chelsea v West Ham game.

Or tactical masterclass - 2 nil down and need to score at home this is why i played 2 defensive midfielders at No 10..

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Thought there was a moment post Derby that he would actually come good - he seemed to have a decent approach to managing ball which matched the 2020 managerial arteta style wardrobe. but he’s on a hiding to nothing now and all he’s left with is those trainer/shoe hybrid thingy’s with the white soles.

He’s failed on so many levels that players simply won’t take him seriously. He needs to £#%&! it off and do something different or wilderness years it at some lower leave outfit.

Should co-host Loose Women with his mrs.

Looked like he was having a proper mental breakdown in his latter games at Everton. Given the Jupiter sized status of his ego as a player probably has. Wholly and truly emasculated during his time as a manager; what started off as a vaguely promising period at Derby for the prep-school footballer supposedly with a high IQ will ended in apocalyptic catastrophe. Thoroughly embarrassed at Chelsea, Everton and now the coup de gras of Chelsea again. Couldn’t happen to a finer set of people .

Thought he'd been sacked then

No idea why he gets away with it in the press ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Thought he'd been sacked then

No idea why he gets away with it in the press ?

Xenophobic attitudes. Look how much of a dick Emery is making Gerrard look….this will never get mentioned in a month of Sundays.

Emery was a figure of fun during his time at Arsenal.

“good ebening” - his second language innit.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Missed the boat on the TV punditry as well. Probably get wheeled out for a Chelsea v West Ham game.

Or tactical masterclass - 2 nil down and need to score at home this is why i played 2 defensive midfielders at No 10..

Originally Posted by Stickman

Xenophobic attitudes. Look how much of a dick Emery is making Gerrard look….this will never get mentioned in a month of Sundays.

Emery was a figure of fun during his time at Arsenal.

“good ebening” - his second language innit.

Oh, you are awful, but I like you.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Missed the boat on the TV punditry as well. Probably get wheeled out for a Chelsea v West Ham game.

Or tactical masterclass - 2 nil down and need to score at home this is why i played 2 defensive midfielders at No 10..

Last couple of games he's played 5 at the back and 3 CMs, one slightly attacking midfielder in Gallagher and an attacking midfielder in Havertz. Absolute shit on a stick football, sure, they have some good possession but they should with that many defensive and midfield options but no idea what to do in a forward position.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Xenophobic attitudes. Look how much of a dick Emery is making Gerrard look….this will never get mentioned in a month of Sundays.

Emery was a figure of fun during his time at Arsenal.

“good ebening” - his second language innit.

oh you are awful!

(only fredsters over a certain age will get this)

edit..sweet left foot done the gag already

Chelsea's Frank Lampard is worse than Everton's Frank Lampard, but Derby County's Frank Lampard had his moments.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Chelsea's Frank Lampard is worse than Everton's Frank Lampard, but Derby County's Frank Lampard had his moments.

In the Championship...

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Last couple of games he's played 5 at the back and 3 CMs, one slightly attacking midfielder in Gallagher and an attacking midfielder in Havertz. Absolute shit on a stick football, sure, they have some good possession but they should with that many defensive and midfield options but no idea what to do in a forward position.

The amusing part here, which shows how utterly broken he is, is that his Derby tenure and early Chelsea spell was marked by some OK attacking football with a defence that was catastrophic (only Newcastle conceded more away goals in the league than Lampard during Lampard's 1.5 seasons at Chelsea -- utterly ludicrous given Chelsea's league position during the period). When Tuchel went there he promptly fixed the defence with no problem whatsoever & from the existing personnel and they won the European Cup.

Because Lampard cannot set up a defence, he has since reverted to some perverse over-compensation in tactics, which also does not work. A manager who cannot set up a defence .. suddenly masquerading as a defence-minded manager. His head has completely gone and it shows how wretchedly out of his depth Boehly is to have taken him back into that club.

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

Oh, you are awful, but I like you.

Read that the same way to

https://www.twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/1651325894105989120

Epic fraud, him and Gerrard - look at what has happened at Villa since he went, I can’t believe Chelsea won’t install Poch asap if he’s he’s taken it just to galvanise the side - they’re a joke.