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Old 30-12-2006, 08:09 PM
Sloppy
 
Default New years resolutions?

Whats yours?Mines to get fit.
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:10 PM
Red Caz
 
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Drink less, learn to drive, stop flying off the handle at silly things and become more fuckwit-tolerant.
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:12 PM
silv
 
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Originally Posted by Red Caz
Drink less, learn to drive, stop flying off the handle at silly things and become more fuckwit-tolerant.
i thought it was to lock up that charlie from corrie
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:25 PM
Fat Al
 
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1. Carry on with my diet (started it in Oct but it has gone to shit over Xmas).

2. Divorce that fucking harridan cow of a wife.

3. Kill said harridan cow if at all possible to get away with it.
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:30 PM
CamelToe
 
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1) meet with putin's men in gorky park to repo the oil money
2) invent an invaluable product for quadroplegics that doesn't involve monkeys
3) work out what those creatures are in my dreams
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:34 PM
forzagarza
 
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1) Never ever shop at Tescos or Asda (not that I do much anyway)
2) Never eat a KFC or other takeaway southern fried chicken again (this will be hard)
3) Only ever eat free range chicken/ eggs
4) Broaden my horizons- been planning visits to museums, theatre, art galleries more.
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:38 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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1) meet with putin's men in gorky park to repo the oil money
2) invent an invaluable product for quadroplegics that doesn't involve monkeys
3) work out what those creatures are in my dreams

Have they got funny bulges in their jumpers and the sign of the ungulate in their areas
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:50 PM
King Schlong
 
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Started mine already , fucked the weed off on the 12th december , not toked it since .

Considering i was smoking on average of a ten fag mix everyday i think im doing rather well .

Bored to fucking death though!
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:58 PM
Sloppy
 
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Originally Posted by King Schlong
Started mine already , fucked the weed off on the 12th december , not toked it since .

Considering i was smoking on average of a ten fag mix everyday i think im doing rather well .

Bored to fucking death though!
Tried women?
 
Old 30-12-2006, 08:59 PM
Ed Sullivan
 
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1) get back to the gym
2) get a job just as a means of getting money (not career)
3) get about a bit and try to fuck as many women as poss
4) get a bird (i know this contradicts 3)
5) look to start the career/move to london

not much then
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