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Unread 30-06-2021, 06:57 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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Goldbridge was brilliant yesterday.

The songs, the desperation, he was on good form and his hair looked great thanks to Wash and Go.
 
Unread 06-07-2021, 12:56 PM
ScarFace
 
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Goldbridge was brilliant yesterday.

The songs, the desperation, he was on good form and his hair looked great thanks to Wash and Go.
Dettol now



Which next? £#%&!ing toilet duck ?
 
Unread 06-07-2021, 01:01 PM
Curtis
 
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Sooner someone repeatedly stamps on his head, the better
 
Unread 06-07-2021, 01:01 PM
windy waffles
 
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Dettol now



Which next? f***ing toilet duck ?
Is he signing it or the England team? Genuine question. Surely it's not the former.
 
Unread 06-07-2021, 01:48 PM
ScarFace
 
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Is he signing it or the England team? Genuine question. Surely it's not the former.
 
Unread 06-07-2021, 01:54 PM
NedKelly
 
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Not interested in it now
 
Unread 06-07-2021, 06:22 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Sooner someone repeatedly stamps on his head, the better
That's.........Goldbridgeist.
 
Unread 09-07-2021, 06:05 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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You know, England is doing great and nothing better than a few beers with The Lads.

Next morning though? Feeling a bit rough. Need something John Bull would approve of, not a bloody croissant or anything

You need a good English breakfast. But how do they get made

Thankfully Goldbridge is on hand to help.


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Dettol now



Which next? £#%&!ing toilet duck ?
Cheers mate - might pick up some Dettol this morning.
 
Unread 09-07-2021, 06:49 AM
MUFC One Love
 
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How long will he get away with the Alan Partridge act?
 
Unread 09-07-2021, 07:07 AM
shenwen
 
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WTF is a match day ritual?

Brands are brilliant (shit) at inventing things that nobody needs or cares about.

"United play today. Better get my match day ritual under way. First up, clean the house with Dettol"
 
Unread 09-07-2021, 07:47 PM
ScarFace
 
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"United play today. Better get my match day ritual under way. First up, clean the house with Dettol"
 
Unread 09-07-2021, 08:04 PM
avocado
 
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Manufactured rituals don’t work. On the other hand you can’t beat a well-trusted personalised superstition before (and even during) every game.
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 12:14 PM
ScarFace
 
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The biggest @#%&! ex united player who constantly shits on us for every paid quote in the papers.....

 
Unread 12-08-2021, 12:39 PM
big chief
 
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The biggest c*** ex united player who constantly shits on us for every paid quote in the papers.....

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/...349673472?s=20
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 01:03 PM
Ethers
 
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Fair play to him. Absolutely mental.

The @#%&! used to post on here getting about 100 views a video ffs, and now he’s signing ex-United players.
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 02:19 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Fair play to him. Absolutely mental.

The @#%&! used to post on here getting about 100 views a video ffs, and now he’s signing ex-United players.
Says everything about the social media world we live in. Talentless, know nothing £#%&!wits raking it in on the back of the totally ignorant, bit like why the Sun was the most profitable paper before the digital age.

The more access people have to open communications, it seems the more stupid they become. This prat and the likes of howson and co really are just taking the piss. Was he banned off here for trying to promote his utter shite?
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 02:22 PM
windy waffles
 
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The biggest @#%&! ex united player who constantly shits on us for every paid quote in the papers.....

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/...349673472?s=20
He isn't even a United fan ffs, he hates us...

Actually, will probably fit in well on there...
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 02:22 PM
silv
 
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Says everything about the social media world we live in. Talentless, know nothing £#%&!wits raking it in on the back of the totally ignorant, bit like why the Sun was the most profitable paper before the digital age.

The more access people have to open communications, it seems the more stupid they become. This prat and the likes of howson and co really are just taking the piss. Was he banned off here for trying to promote his utter shite?
He’s hardly talentless is he.

He’s got charisma, in an odd way, and has built a massive following, got sponsors etc. That doesn’t just fall in your lap.

Might not be your cup of tea but he’s extremely bright
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 02:26 PM
Ethers
 
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He’s a massive gimp and I despise him and everything he stands for, but he was absolutely relentless, was very thick skinned and carried on when lots of people would have given up, so fair £#%&!s to him.

Wether by accident or by design he’s fallen on this weird faux-Partridge style thats for some reason very popular with a lot of people, and he’s ran with it.
 
Unread 12-08-2021, 02:34 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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He’s hardly talentless is he.

He’s got charisma, in an odd way, and has built a massive following, got sponsors etc. That doesn’t just fall in your lap.

Might not be your cup of tea but he’s extremely bright
Think you may be confusing being an internet hit and being bright, they aren't necessarily the same thing. Your idea of what 'charisma' is, is obviously very different to mine. For me, he's a fraud and a Charleton with a massive following of idiots.
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