Man United Predictions 23/24

Gonna be mad when Greenwood scores the winner in the CL final against city.

Finishing position - 3rd
Champions League exit / finish - 1/4’rs
Highest scorer - Holjund
Best signing - Holjund
Biggest first team flop - Antony
Carling cup - Quarters
Fa cup - semis
Shock of the season - sancho

Finishing position - win
Champions League exit / finish - knocked out in last 16 by a Greek team
Highest scorer - Bruno
Best signing - Onana
Biggest first team flop - Eriksen will be playing in Turkey by January
Carling cup - lose to City in semi, snow everywhere
Fa cup - knock City out in semi, riots at service stations etc
Shock of the season - Rashford gets at least three red cards

Finishing position - champions
Champions League exit / finish - quarters
Highest scorer - Rashford
Best signing - Onana
Biggest first team flop - Anthony
Carling cup - winners
Fa cup - runners up
Shock of the season - martial gets competitive with Rasmus’ arrival and scores 10 league goals plus


Other hot takes

Villa finish above Liverpool
Arsenal miss out on a CL place
Luton stay up

Finishing position - Second
Champions League exit / finish - Semis
Highest scorer - Hojlund
Best signing - Mount
Biggest first team flop - Eriksen
Carling cup - Semis
Fa cup - Winners
Shock of the season - Antony scores with his right foot

Always respect the browser as he always talks sense but champions……

Finishing position: 2nd, single digits off first
Champions League exit / finish: Round of 16
Highest scorer: Greenwood
Best signing: Mount
Biggest first team flop: Martial
Carling cup: 5th round
Fa cup: Quarters
Shock of the season: Amad to displace Sancho

Originally Posted by Travis Bickle

Finishing position - Second
Champions League exit / finish - Semis
Highest scorer - Hojlund
Best signing - Mount
Biggest first team flop - Eriksen
Carling cup - Semis
Fa cup - Winners
Shock of the season - Antony scores with his right foot

He scored a few last season with his right, hth, as always ...

Finishing position: 3rd
Champions League exit / finish: Quarters
Highest scorer: Rashford
Best signing: Mount
Biggest first team flop: Eriksen
Carling cup: Early doors, £#%&! knows what round
Fa cup: Winners
Shock of the season: Wan Bissaka finally puts his boots on the right feet and becomes an essential part of our attacking play.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Always respect the browser as he always talks sense but champions……

Gundogan, Mahrez and Walker out, KDB on the wane. City have lost some big personalities and have a tiny squad. If the goal troll gets injured….

Liverpool can’t defend for shit and have a brand new entire midfield….


We’ll never have a better chance

Finishing position - 5th
Champions League exit / finish - 1st knock out phase
Highest scorer - Rashford
Best signing - none (from this summer)
Biggest first team flop - Mason Tony Mount
Carling cup - first encounter with top 6 team
Fa cup - same as carling up
Shock of the season - Sancho proves to be much better Anthony

Finishing position - 3rd
Champions League exit / finish - round of 16
Highest scorer - Rashford
Best signing - Onana
Biggest first team flop - Danish kid (if he signs)
Carling cup - 4th round
Fa cup - semi
Shock of the season - AWB player of the year

Finishing position 5th

Champions League exit / finish Round of 16

Highest scorer Hojlund

Best signing Onana

Biggest first team flop Martial

Carling cup Semi finals

Fa cup Quarters

Shock of the season Antony will cross a ball for someone to score

finishing position - top 4, winners with amrabat
champions league exit / finish - will scrape out of group
highest scorer - rashford
best signing - hojlund
biggest first team flop - will be antony, as expected, but mount will disappoint more people. neither will be in the first xi.
carling cup - youth team
fa cup - could win it, I suppose
shock of the season - greenwood returns. rashford, hojlund and greenwood become a thing.

linde will be good when varane is out, too.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Shock of the season Antony will cross a ball for someone to score

the fact that this would be shock from a 80m winger is

Originally Posted by marlo

the fact that this would be shock from a 80m winger is

Are you having a stroke? Is there someone we can call?

Finishing position: 3rd
Champions League exit / finish: QF
Highest scorer: Hojlund
Best signing: Mount
Biggest first team flop: Antony
Carling cup: QF
Fa cup: 5th Round
Shock of the season: Mount

FA and League Cup a completely lottery on draw and strength of side we field. Could almost pick any round.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Finishing position: 3rd
Champions League exit / finish: QF
Highest scorer: Hojlund
Best signing: Mount
Biggest first team flop: Antony
Carling cup: QF
Fa cup: 5th Round
Shock of the season: Mount

FA and League Cup a completely lottery on draw and strength of side we field. Could almost pick any round.

And it's all based on no horror injuries, 2 red cards in 3 games, if Amrabat is signed etc.

If everything is peachy and we get no terrible luck, we'll do we'll in most competitions. No Thursday nights will help.

Finishing position - 3rd
Champions League exit / finish - semi final
Highest scorer - Rashford
Best signing - Hojlund
Biggest first team flop - Onana
Carling cup - final
Fa cup - winners
Shock of the season - Greenwood's return on a donkey on Palm Sunday

Originally Posted by Seamus

Finishing position - 3rd
Champions League exit / finish - semi final
Highest scorer - Rashford
Best signing - Hojlund
Biggest first team flop - Onana
Carling cup - final
Fa cup - winners
Shock of the season - Greenwood's return on a donkey on Palm Sunday

3rd in the league, cup winners and finalists and semis in the CL
Seamus going strong for the hoop.

big ask for greenwood and rasmus that pal.