Its lucky im a gent

Just come home from the pub to find my (fit as £#%&!) landlady pissed out of her head on my doorstep in the snow. Lost her keys so ive picked her up up and dropped her in my bed. Just had a good glimpse at her busters as she took her boots off. Guess im on the setee tonight!

Suprise sex her.

Peer through her keyhole and knock one off outside her door. She may even invite you in.

Why is she in your bed? Do you not rent a room? She not got her own room?

Originally Posted by koppas

Why is she in your bed? Do you not rent a room? She not got her own room?

I rent the flat underneath their house she was on the doorstep of her house. Its lucky i turned up really she wouldve froze to death sleeping on the doorstep. The one night i get a fit bird in my bed and im on the setee

Just insert and hope that she doesnt call the police. Let us know how ya get on.

Originally Posted by koppas

Just insert and hope that she doesnt call the police. Let us know how ya get on.

Well if you dont hear from me have a collection for my bail.

looking forward to see how this plays out.

i'll say it.....................

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2:47am - puts fit bird to bed and wonders what to do next.

Answer - ask advice of Fredsters

Good place this.

she at the very least is going to wonder what the £#%&! she's doing in your bed - do you have previous with rohypnol?

go and ask her if she fancies some sausage.

Originally Posted by wonky no

i'll say it.....................

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I'll settle for a picture of her knickers, that will give some insight.

No photos?

What a letdown

Well shes £#%&!ed off back upstairs to boyfriend. Slag didn't even make my bed, should've had a £#%&! into one of her boots.

Originally Posted by TravellingRed81

Well shes £#%&!ed off back upstairs to boyfriend. Slag didn't even make my bed, should've had a £#%&! into one of her boots.

you could have £#%&!ing lied! jesus, i've had my little wonkle out in anticipation. get writing an alternative ending and for £#%&! sake make it mucky!

Originally Posted by wonky no

you could have £#%&!ing lied! jesus, i've had my little wonkle out in anticipation. get writing an alternative ending and for £#%&! sake make it mucky!

I know. Need to have a word with myself i must be getting old once over i'd at least have tried it on. Boyfriends a boxhead as well, i think he supports bayern munich. Should've give her one whilst wearing my ole solskjær shirt.

Originally Posted by TravellingRed81

I know. Need to have a word with myself i must be getting old once over i'd at least have tried it on. Boyfriends a boxhead as well, i think he supports bayern munich. Should've give her one whilst wearing my ole solskjær shirt.

Originally Posted by Zorg

I bet she won't be coming down complaining i'm playing my guitar to loud anytime soon. Can't wait to see her she'll be all embarrassed about it. Especially trying to light a fire on the doorstep. Of a wooden house

Originally Posted by TravellingRed81

I bet she won't be coming down complaining i'm playing my guitar to loud anytime soon. Can't wait to see her she'll be all embarrassed about it. Especially trying to light a fire on the doorstep. Of a wooden house

This would be a cool place

Don't fancy them stairs much when i'm steaming though.