Plane down in Colombia

Where exactly would 600 people jump out of?!

Originally Posted by Ethers

Where exactly would 600 people jump out of?!

The exit door, in orderly fashion.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Where exactly would 600 people jump out of?!

Ejector seats?

come on - that would be awesome to see :-)

Originally Posted by Ethers

Where exactly would 600 people jump out of?!

Not jump, fall.

Shouldn't be too difficult to make it so the James Bond theme blares out at the same time, put the passengers at ease.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Shouldn't be too difficult to make it so the James Bond theme blares out at the same time, put the passengers at ease.

Probably work that too.


Just hope nobody accidentally plays The Undertaker's them by accident.

https://youtu.be/jya2eBCDcW0

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Not jump, fall.

Exactly.

Not sure why Ethers seems so determined to see 600 people die in a fiery fireball, leaving heartbroken family and friends all over the shop

Could also use one of those drop things in Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise. I'd happily stand all flight in an escape pod if it meant I could parachute out with barely any notice.

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

If only we weren't running out of helium, they could pump it into the plane in emergencies so it glides down easier.

the screams on descent would be hilarious.

Originally Posted by browser

the screams on descent would be hilarious.

Would be like Alan Partridge pretending to be Gerry Adams

https://youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4

tracked ejector seats with parachutes built in... you can detach from the seat in mid-air if over land or turn it into a raft upon landing in the sea.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

tracked ejector seats with parachutes built in... you can detach from the seat in mid-air if over land or turn it into a raft upon landing in the sea.

That would be handy if the plane passes over your house on the way to the airport, you could just eject and parachute into your garden. Avoid the passport queue etc.

Originally Posted by Zorg

That would be handy if the plane passes over your house on the way to the airport, you could just eject and parachute into your garden. Avoid the passport queue etc.

illegal immigrants should be forced to be border control guards in every single house in Britain

it would also work well for hijackers and jester pilots if it can be done seat by seat from the cockpit...

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

it would also work well for hijackers and jester pilots if it can be done seat by seat from the cockpit...

Would fit in with my proposed telescopic giant boxing glove to chin the ham and eggers who stand up whilst the seat belt sign is on.

Bubble wrap

Originally Posted by denis lawless

Bubble wrap

Genuinely can't see a problem with that : dunno:

If I had my own plane I'd have all of the above.

a private parachute, a plane parachute, bubble wrap, inflatable trousers and life jacket combo, ejector seats, helium and shark repellent, in case I land in shark infested waters.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Genuinely can't see a problem with that : dunno:

If I had my own plane I'd have all of the above.

a private parachute, a plane parachute, bubble wrap, inflatable trousers and life jacket combo, ejector seats, helium and shark repellent, in case I land in shark infested waters.

Then die of a heart attack due to stress

Very pleased to have turned such a tragic thread into one which, potentially, could save hundreds of lives in the not too distant future.

https://twitter.com/robboma24/status/804446837751054336

https://twitter.com/TransferBibIe/status/805406764783009796

Originally Posted by Switching Off

https://twitter.com/TransferBibIe/st...06764783009796

I hear United are offering for Fellaini to do the same.