Official Match Thread ... Man Utd V Bournemouth Sky Sports 1230

Any snidey players on the bench? Get 3/4 up. Then break mings legs.

The elbow didnt do the stamp justice

Originally Posted by believe

Hang on I'm confused as £#%&! now Mings didn't get sent off did he?

No you complete berk

Utd providing another month of seething headlines again

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

No you complete berk

I'm steaming mate

Originally Posted by andyroo

Can't we ever just win a £#%&!ing game of football. Always has to be a @#%&!ing circus.

Sick of this shit.

eggzackerly

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Any snidey players on the bench? Get 3/4 up. Then break mings legs

Can you see anything wrong with this plan?

To clear up what happened. Surman was first booked for a tackle earlier on. Mings stamped on Zlatans Head (Ref didn't spot it) Zlat decided to dish out his own punishment (Ref wasn't sure if it was intentional) Surman saw it for what it was, kicked off, the ref then books him for a 2nd time and nearly does a graham poll until about 3 minutes later when he's reminded by someone to send the £#%&!er off.

https://twitter.com/telegraphducker/status/838018164252372993

Originally Posted by believe

Hang on I'm confused as £#%&! now Mings didn't get sent off did he?

me too.

Both Zlatters and Ming will playing in the second half

Originally Posted by andyroo

Can you see anything wrong with this plan?

They have 10 men now. Should be alot easier

Originally Posted by Ethers

Just because the ref spoke to Zlatan doesn't mean he saw it.

I think he was saying "something obviously happened going by the reaction, I couldn't see what, but anything else and you're off"

If so, he will get a ban

That's what I thought. Probably got told it was an elbow but didn't see it so couldn't do anything other than have a word.

Yet all the 'experts' seem confused

Jose

Jose going after mings in the tunnel

Originally Posted by VodkaAndCoke

Jose

£#%&!ing quality

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Any snidey players on the bench? Get 3/4 up. Then break mings legs.

The elbow didnt do the stamp justice

Bogbrush

Careful what you wish for

Tremendous from Mourinho.

told some @#%&! to £#%&! off for getting involved too.

mings shitting it

Phil Jones, how have you £#%&!ed that up

Get Jones off the absolute mong.

People keep saying "I won't condone what Zlatan did"

Mings stamped on his £#%&!ing head in a pair of football boots. The only thing I won't condone is his failure to kick his £#%&!ing head off after the elbow.