100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

"stay safe bloos"

They always sign off with that. It's their "ynwa".

Do they think everybody is out to get them?

#@&%!s.

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Is it compulsory also to have 'blue' in their username the utter try hard #@&%!s?

Also to say exactly which block/entrance of any given ground they were in.

"Anyone see a bit of aggro last night?"

"I was in E373 and didn't see anything"

"Little bit in W219 but not much"

"Kicked off in E222 where I was"

Originally Posted by sa7

Also to say exactly which block/entrance of any given ground they were in.

"Anyone see a bit of aggro last night?"

"I was in E373 and didn't see anything"

"Little bit in W219 but not much"

"Kicked off in E222 where I was"

you'd never see any of that on here...

Originally Posted by Sapien

you'd never see any of that on here...

That's what they were saying in N3401 last night.

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Is it compulsory also to have 'blue' in their username the utter try hard #@&%!s?

Spot on mate.

The 75 in my username is related to Utd. The 'red' is not and is an unfortunate coincidence.

Utd have told City and Amazon to £#%&! off after requesting their (Amazon's) cameras be allowed inside OT to film derby footage for the berts forthcoming documentary.

noel is skys studio guest sunday ffs

Originally Posted by puressence

noel is skys studio guest sunday ffs

https://twitter.com/GNev2/status/938451813426257921

Originally Posted by sapien

https://twitter.com/gnev2/status/938451813426257921

i so hope we win sunday praying

Originally Posted by puressence

i so hope we win sunday praying

Well as most of them are in church when they're playing then I can't see us winning that one.

Spokesman Paddy Power said: “We hold our hands up, we’ve fully bought into the hype and can’t see who will come close to Pep’s lads this season.

“If you ignore the sky blue shirts, empty seats and Manc accents, being at the Etihad feels like watching a Guardiola Barcelona side"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...ester-11654024

Did not know this

Means that Russian %@#$&! stopped both Chelsea and City from going into receivership

Just seen this today, Guardiola arrested in York the dirty snake.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/1589...ed_burgl ary/

Raheem Sterling set to sign a new contract for £275k a week. Should trigger a string of big wage bill hikes at the Emptyhad and give them more FFP worries.

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

Just seen this today, Guardiola arrested in York the dirty snake.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/1589...ed_burgl ary/

Taking your son with you while you rob an old lady's gaff should carry a life sentence. Absolute miscreant.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Raheem Sterling set to sign a new contract for £275k a week. Should trigger a string of big wage bill hikes at the Emptyhad and give them more FFP worries.

Bet that doesn't include bonuses or what they're paying him under the table.

Or projected image rights income which isn't even paid by clubs but by clothing/ merchandise companies but was included in the wages we're paying Sanchez.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Raheem Sterling set to sign a new contract for £275k a week. Should trigger a string of big wage bill hikes at the Emptyhad and give them more FFP worries.

Disgusting.

He should give it all to Mencap then commit suicide. It's Sanchez's Law.

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

Just seen this today, Guardiola arrested in York the dirty snake.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/1589...ed_burgl ary/

Oh £#%&! off you slappy bald headed bastard

Pep Guardiola says he has been restrained by Manchester City's budget

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...r-citys-budget

Aren't they signing another £50m defender next week?