Russell Brand on Foster and Cashley Cole

The fosternator

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog...er-ashley-cole

The Fosternator

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog...er-ashley-cole

I had top stop reading that after a few paragraphs, awful journalism, how the £#%&! he got a job writing for the Guardian I do not know.

This made me chuckle.

"If there genuinely were "extra-time" ought it not be given to grizzled New York cops who only have 48 hours to "get the job done"?"

No charities benefited from Cole's profanities and at one point the air turned so blue with his cursing that a children's hospital had to be closed down.

Also you can download music on your mobile phone so that's an option, perhaps Ashley can't remember where he's put it.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

did ashley shove his mobile up his arse? is that true??

Originally Posted by wonky no

did ashley shove his mobile up his arse? is that true??

No, he put it up Aaron l*****s arse and then rang it (only a joke for any lurkin briefs!) (or is it)

I think i'd kill Russel Brand if I met him.

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

No, he put it up Aaron l*****s arse and then rang it (only a joke for any lurkin briefs!) (or is it)

Wasn't it a different Spurs England international rather than Lennon that featured in those "internet rumours without any apparent foundation"?.

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

No, he put it up Aaron l*****s arse and then rang it (only a joke for any lurkin briefs!) (or is it)

Thats incorrect. It was a different Spurs playing and it wasnt up his arse.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

me too

checklist

1) murder russell brand
2) go for pint

3) call solicitor

4) go in nick when police find confession of crime on internet forum.

Originally Posted by koppas

4) go in nick when police find confession of crime on internet forum.

5) get released when police realise it was Russel Brand.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

5) get released when police realise it was Russel Brand.

and given a "tip o the hat"

Brand is the man.

Originally Posted by sullers

Brand is the man.

He really isn't, he's more the silly @#%&!.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

He really isn't, he's more the silly @#%&!.

Horseshite.

You probably haven't seen enough of him to form an opinion, just read a few tabloids and blanketed him. He's a very talented, very funny person.

I can see how his style grates with some people, but I think he's very funny. Top article

Originally Posted by sullers

Horseshite.

You probably haven't seen enough of him to form an opinion, just read a few tabloids and blanketed him. He's a very talented, very funny person.

I've seen his TV shows and his live act. It's the sort of "humour" you'd expect to hear in a school playground.

He makes me laugh - that's good enough for the horse.