Southampton want Javier Hernandez

The last one

classic siders, evidence coming out of his ears.

Originally Posted by dunk

Finger injury

I've said my piece on Hernandez anyway, I think he will go and won't thrive quite as you'd imagine elsewhere. He is a massively limited player, lovely bloke, great to have at the club and I'd rather he stayed tbh. But if we suddenly found ourselves relying on him to start everyweek for United we'd be £#%&!ed.

Not to sure he's limited. I know coming deep to help out a non existing 4 man midfield doesn't help his game but with a 5 and a partner upfront I think he'd be scoring plenty. With Rooney forever seemingly seeing his arse and rvp knocking on a bit I think we've enough reason to keep him, welbeck and the kids happy. A decent attempt at the domestic cups and keeping in check in the league gives them all plenty of opportunity.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

I don't think many people prefer goal poachers to more complete strikers, do they?

But everyone knows his faults. I think they just don't think those faults, including his touch and approach play, are quite as shit as you do

Ando

The run to the CL final in 2011 was Hernandez at the height of his Utd career, teams were still working out what he could do and he benefited from the great form of Rooney and Giggs. I remember arguing in the build up to the final that he should not start as his all round game was poor, could not hold the ball up and Utd would effectively be playing with 10 men.

He has improved his all round game, and he will always be useful as a poacher, but he is 4th in line now and giving his game time to Wilson or Keane could be the better investment.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Ando

The run to the CL final in 2011 was Hernandez at the height of his Utd career, teams were still working out what he could do and he benefited from the great form of Rooney and Giggs. I remember arguing in the build up to the final that he should not start as his all round game was poor, could not hold the ball up and Utd would effectively be playing with 10 men.

He has improved his all round game, and he will always be useful as a poacher, but he is 4th in line now and giving his game time to Wilson or Keane could be the better investment.

Indeed. Fewer games this season too, which means if we stick with this system then Rooney, RvP and Welbz will play the vast majority of the games in those two striker positions. I'd happily keep him around, but Chicharito needs the move more than we do.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

The last one

classic siders, evidence coming out of his ears.

Nobody puts the countless £#%&! ups, miscontrols and general shit technique or his offsides on YouTube tbf.

Although, at least 3 or 4 of them are borderline £#%&! ups/tripping over the ball

Originally Posted by dunk

So what you are saying is that we shouldn't aspire to signing players that are better than what we have under any circumstances, but embrace the shite we have?

Explains your love for Zaha tbf.

You sound like a deluded scouser on planet RAWK.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

I don't think many people prefer goal poachers to more complete strikers, do they?

But everyone knows his faults. I think they just don't think those faults, including his touch and approach play, are quite as shit as you do

Brutal. Like Mayweather on Ortiz.

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

You sound like a deluded scouser on planet RAWK.



Brutal. Like Mayweather on Ortiz.

Or not.

As I said, he's nearly £#%&!ing up in 3 or 4 of them. And I sound like someone from RAWK? It's not me that's thinking our shit players are World beaters pal back in your cave now there's a good lad.

"Nearly £#%&!ing up"

Originally Posted by Ethers

"Nearly £#%&!ing up"

There must be an awful lot of hot air in that big head of Dunk's.

'Ooh err he smashed it in top-left corner, but he nearly £#%&!ed it up.'

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

There must be an awful lot of hot air in that big head of Dunk's.

'Ooh err he smashed it in top-left corner, but he nearly £#%&!ed it up.'

I think you'll find that there are no gifs of him smashing anything anywhere in that collection you simpleton. Just him tripping over the ball whilst bumbling through a challenge or stepping on the ball whilst producing an extremely good take out of the air. But anyway.. Hope he stays and scores 20 next season.

Originally Posted by dunk

I think you'll find that there are no gifs of him smashing anything anywhere in that collection you simpleton. Just him tripping over the ball whilst bumbling through a challenge or stepping on the ball whilst producing an extremely good take out of the air. But anyway.. Hope he stays and scores 20 next season.

Ffs you take everything so literally you silly #@&%!.

Yeah I'm sure you want him to stay, so you can slag him off after virtually game like you have been for the past two years.

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

Ffs you take everything so literally you silly #@&%!.

Yeah I'm sure you want him to stay, so you can slag him off after virtually game like you have been for the past two years.

I was being genuine

Bit precious aren't you.

Dunk if you haven't cheered s crucial cheech goal then you aren't a proper united fan

Who can't forget that first minute goal against Chelsea and the equaliser

I'd take Hernandez over welbeck any day of the week

Originally Posted by silv

Dunk if you haven't cheered s crucial cheech goal then you aren't a proper united fan

Who can't forget that first minute goal against Chelsea and the equaliser

I'd take Hernandez over welbeck any day of the week

Of course I have. That doesn't make him worth £30m and certain to stay at OT and play regularly forever

You'd be a fool to take Hernandez over Welbeck from a football pov tbh. Which is why Welbeck plays.

Chico is too good a player for Southampton

And he's under appreciated on the whole at United, top player & striker imo.

Hopefully if he does move he goes to a big marquee European club.

Originally Posted by dunk

I was being genuine

Bit precious aren't you.

About you slagging him off every week? Yes.

Originally Posted by Liu Jian

About you slagging him off every week? Yes.

I don't 'slag him off every week' you big girl.

Originally Posted by dunk

I don't 'slag him off every week' you big girl.

No just weeks when you've not missed the game to go to Pizza Hut .

Originally Posted by liu jian

no just weeks when you've not missed the game to go to pizza hut .

lol

FYI, the joke about Pizza Hut (express btw) was that I didn't miss United to go there, I watched United on my phone at pizza express. That's the 'joke' in that.

So once again. Lol. Simple £#%&!.

Hur hur. Pizza Express.