100000000000001 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSfHryQzNkI

BooMoon:

- Our result was better

Today could only happen to City

FB status before the match

Mate,
Tevez,Balotteli and Johnson on the bench the future's blue far too gud for this spurs side the rags hav got to beat Arsenal by about 5 goals to go top that aint happening..C.T.I.D....

Me,
Unusual for city fans to get giddy Ste !? ...... 3 games in and counting goals to stay top ! hahahaha

Mates mate
Typical rag fan comment...

Me
typical BITTER reply


Mate
stand up if u luv City stand up if u luv City!!!!wot a performance Edin Dzeko 4 goals now wot u sayin about the noisy neighbours hey Kev haha....lets hope ur lot get a gud £#%&!in hiding off Arsenal make for a gud day!! C.T.I.D....


Me at full time
Ooooops, .......FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

Texted my Ciddy mate at the final whistle...'anything you can do......etc'.

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

FB status before the match

Mate,
Tevez,Balotteli and Johnson on the bench the future's blue far too gud for this spurs side the rags hav got to beat Arsenal by about 5 goals to go top that aint happening..C.T.I.D....

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

FB status before the match

Mate,
Tevez,Balotteli and Johnson on the bench the future's blue far too gud for this spurs side the rags hav got to beat Arsenal by about 5 goals to go top that aint happening..C.T.I.D....

Me,
Unusual for city fans to get giddy Ste !? ...... 3 games in and counting goals to stay top ! hahahaha

Mates mate
Typical rag fan comment...

Me
typical BITTER reply


Mate
stand up if u luv City stand up if u luv City!!!!wot a performance Edin Dzeko 4 goals now wot u sayin about the noisy neighbours hey Kev haha....lets hope ur lot get a gud £#%&!in hiding off Arsenal make for a gud day!! C.T.I.D....


Me at full time
Ooooops, .......FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

Only the fookin Bitters FAF!

signing Hargreaves apparently

Originally Posted by believe

signing Hargreaves apparently

wrong thread.

They're on about money again. They've spent over £100m this year. Except they haven't. They've really spent -£1m or something. £#%&!ing freaks.

LFC players signed since Jan 2011

Andy Carroll, Luis Suarez, Doni, Charlie Adam, Jose Enrique, Jordan Henderson, Stewart Downing, Coates

Total Gross fees(approx): £112m

Estimated total annual wages for new signings : £23m per annum

If we assume each player contract is for 5 years, we can then amortise the cost of their transfer fees by dividing them by 5, to give us an annual gross cost for the new signings : –

Annual cost of transfer fees (£112m over 5 years) = £22m

Annual cost of new player wages = £23m

Therefore gross total annual cost of this summer’s transfer activity = £45m

LFC players departed since Jan 2011 and likely to be gone by 31st August

Fernando Torres, Ryan Babel, Jovanovic, Alberto Aquilani, Paul Konchesky, David Ngog, Nabil El Zahr, Danny Pacheco, Ayala, Philip Degen, Joe Cole, Christian Poulsen, Brad Jones

Total estimated gross fees recouped : £72m

Estimated annual wage savings : £32m

Again, if we amortise the fees by the 5 year average contract length, the annual fee recouped figure = c.£14m

Annual wages saved (as above) = £32m

Therefore gross total annual cost of monies recouped this summer = £46m

If this is correct, basically what FSG have done is front loaded some spending now, whilst watching it basically repay itself over the next 5 years due to the reduced wage bill.

If true, considering the upgraded squad we have, that is astonishingly well played.

Originally Posted by Pop

They're on about money again. They've spent over £100m this year. Except they haven't. They've really spent -£1m or something. £#%&!ing freaks.

Isn't that meant to be in the RAWK nuggets thread?

Wrong thread

Sorry. I'm very worked up over the Skinny Jeans thread at the moment.

They're thoroughly briefed in bitter behaviour aren't they?

Joe Hart:

"Owen Hargreaves has done great for Bayern Munich.
"He has struggled a bit since he came to Manchester United."

Yeah, like when he won the league and European Cup.

Lescott:

"Owen is an experienced player, he has played in the Champions League, is an international"

Er, he's won the Champions League.

Weirdos.

his experience isnt in question, its the fact he's made of foam bubbles and not played football for 3£#%&!ing @#%&!ing years you arab mongs

Originally Posted by ScarFace

his experience isnt in question, its the fact he's made of foam bubbles and not played football for 3£#%&!ing @#%&!ing years you arab mongs

You're OK when you aren't Berba-bashing

Worf



Lescott

Originally Posted by djsst

Worf



Lescott

You'd have loved my worf to bridge joke

Joe Hart on Hargreaves signing: "It would be a massive signing"