Team v Chelsea - The Official Thread

Not sure the travelling United fans will be too impressed with that side, especially if they've taken the long journey and paid money just to watch a shite team lose 5-0.

1-0 United.

on the bright side we might finally be able to look forward to some hilarious Dong-related puns

whats the Rentboys side ?

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Not sure the travelling United fans will be too impressed with that side, especially if they've taken the long journey and paid money just to watch a shite team lose 5-0.

My mate sent me a text saying the line up is hilarious. One or two around him aren't best pleased though.

Chelsea:

Cudicini
Ferreira
Bridge
Terry
Essien
Makelele
Diarra
Mikel
Wright-Phillips
Kalou
Sinclair

Not going to be pretty.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Not sure the travelling United fans will be too impressed with that side, especially if they've taken the long journey and paid money just to watch a shite team lose 5-0.

It was always gonna be somat like that, the players are £#%&!ed.

and most down there are going to take the piss and the result is pretty much irrelevant

just texted the team to some down there and got the reply 'class '

Originally Posted by chorleyred

and most down there are going to take the piss and the result is pretty much irrelevant

Yeah, I guess that's how it's going to be.

I suppose Chelsea forming a guard of honour and clapping Dong onto the pitch will be worth the ticket price alone.

I'm sure that @#%&! richardson will walk through it with his chest out proudly

Bench:

van Der Sar
Ferdinand
Carrick
Scholes
Rooney

No Saha in the sixteen again. Fergie: "Louis has to be 100%"

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

He's taking the piss.

Official team:

Kuszczak
Lee
O'Shea
Brown
Heinze
Fletcher
Richardson
Eagles
Solskjaer
Smith
Dong

We're going to get battered.

I was only joking - got seven of them right

safe to say he's played his last game in a shirt the slapped arse

ha
ha
ha ha £#%&!ing ha

we can't lose. 5-0 to the renters and it's just the kids playing. anything else and it's humiliation for them.

and the fans? some might be pissed off, but i'd rather have youngsters really trying to impress than watch first teamers go through the motions. tbh now i've seen the team i'm much keener to see how some of the cope with the occasion and the opponents.

I don't think it will be the regular supporters pissed off with the line up

it will be the lads who have paid over the odds for their one game of the season and because of the title win - which is quite funny to be honest.

Another of the lads I know missed his bus. He's stuck in some shite sports bar with a £45 ticket in his pocket. Really £#%&!ed off he is too, wanted to see Dong get the guard of honour!!

Originally Posted by Whalefish

Dong get the guard of honour!!

that's almost worth a flight back to England to see

I just laughed when I saw it.

I'm sure it will sting when this much stronger Chelsea side thumps us a little but it's kind of funny at the same time.

On the plus side, we'll find out a lot about players like Kieran Lee and Dong Fangzhou in this game.

alan smith in central mf. interesting idea.

They're not doing bad so far.

I like Kieran Lee. He's a bit too small but so neat on the ball.

Watch me jinx him now for the second half!

Dong strikes me as having some potential but:

a) hasn't a clue what he's doing
b) is selfish
c) isn't aggressive enough

A heady mix for a striker.

Of the younger players Eagles was the best, showed composure, and confidence in himself.

Dong was pretty poor, Lee tired after an hour. Smith lacks the passing ability to play in midfield.