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Unread 23-08-2022, 10:26 PM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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Splitarse Di Maria....

'The food is DISGUSTING. The women look like PORCELAIN… I just told him "darling, I want to kill myself, it's night time at 2pm'': Angel Di Maria's wife opens up on their Manchester nightmare - and admits he only joined United for the money

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ted-money.html
Well, she certainly went into the experience with a positive mindset so clearly it wasn’t anything to do with her being a stuck up #@&%! leeching off a noodle armed rodent shitbastard.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 08:39 AM
Joe Biden
 
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Originally Posted by Pop
Splitarse Di Maria....

'The food is DISGUSTING. The women look like PORCELAIN… I just told him "darling, I want to kill myself, it's night time at 2pm'': Angel Di Maria's wife opens up on their Manchester nightmare - and admits he only joined United for the money

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ted-money.html
She isn't wrong in what she's saying. But her husband looks like a £#%&!ing gargoyle and she's a 6 at best.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 10:54 AM
92ToBury
 
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So he’s her bitch and is whipped. Explains a lot.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 10:54 AM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by Pop
Splitarse Di Maria....

'The food is DISGUSTING. The women look like PORCELAIN… I just told him "darling, I want to kill myself, it's night time at 2pm'': Angel Di Maria's wife opens up on their Manchester nightmare - and admits he only joined United for the money

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ted-money.html
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Originally Posted by Joe Biden
She isn't wrong in what she's saying. But her husband looks like a £#%&!ing gargoyle and she's a 6 at best.
A 6?

You're being generous.

She's a dog.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 10:57 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Ha ha ha ha ha imagine asking your Mrs if you could move jobs....

Then she sees her arse and fakes a robbery so you can leave.....

Pair of worms.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 10:58 AM
windy waffles
 
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Ha ha ha ha ha imagine asking your Mrs if you could move jobs....

Then she sees her arse and fakes a robbery so you can leave.....

Pair of worms.
She never mentioned that funnily enough...
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 10:59 AM
dunk
 
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Ha ha ha ha ha imagine asking your Mrs if you could move jobs....

Then she sees her arse and fakes a robbery so you can leave.....

Pair of worms.
This. Clearly an awful bitch, which fits because he’s an utter @#%&!.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 11:01 AM
Ethers
 
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What did she think of the hams?
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 11:02 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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Ha ha ha ha ha imagine asking your Mrs if you could move jobs....

Then she sees her arse and fakes a robbery so you can leave.....

Pair of worms.
“They took everything! My jewellery, my purse - which had my husbands balls in it - my shoes…”
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 11:24 AM
tatty
 
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Originally Posted by Pop
Splitarse Di Maria....

'The food is DISGUSTING. The women look like PORCELAIN… I just told him "darling, I want to kill myself, it's night time at 2pm'': Angel Di Maria's wife opens up on their Manchester nightmare - and admits he only joined United for the money

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ted-money.html
He should have taken her to the nice bits; Bury etc.
 
Unread 24-08-2022, 12:39 PM
Zorg
 
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'The food is disgusting'

Cook something nicer then. You're not obliged to eat at the Asda cafe ffs
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