Lewandowski to United

Unbelievably I've just had a coffee with his agents brother in Dubai.

LewONdowski

I don't believe that for a second. should have said probably dubai.

Originally Posted by jem

I don't believe that for a second. should have said probably dubai.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...lebration.html

Wife pregnant, UK world leaders in childcare and they want their kids to watch Peppa Pig in its original version.

It's on!

I find the story Dubaious

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...lebration.html

Wife pregnant, UK world leaders in childcare and they want their kids to watch Peppa Pig in its original version.

It's on!

I thought that was Cuba

Can see him going there then.....

I actually believe believe. I find it unbelieveable he was drinking coffee though

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

I actually believe believe. I find it unbelieveable he was drinking coffee though

Pre- Viki Odintcova-gate I wouldn't have doubted a thing, but now? He's probably been catfished again in some way.

£#%&! it, I'm aboard the Lewa train. Did he say January or Summer, bellers? Just so I know whether to wait for the new home shirt before getting his name on the back

Was there a supermodel present at the time?

Why does bellers keep telling us lies?

missed the SOTY by a week

Originally Posted by rebelcountyred

Was there a supermodel present at the time?

With a packet of Murray Mints in case he had a sore throat

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Why does bellers keep telling us lies?

Eh? I think it is perfectly reasonable to expect a pregnant woman to leave Germany where she has been settled for the last few years, specifically one of the greatest cities on the planet where her husband is a key player for a perma challenging team in the Bundesliga/CL to come to Cheshire to fight for 4th!!!

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Eh? I think it is perfectly reasonable to expect a pregnant woman to leave Germany where she has been settled for the last few years, specifically one of the greatest cities on the planet where her husband is a key player for a perma challenging team in the Bundesliga/CL to come to Cheshire to fight for 4th!!!

Clearly she's seen 'Life on The Edge', flicked through a copy of 'Cheshire Life' and decided this is the place for her.

Top Red is Mrs Lewers

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Clearly she's seen 'Life on The Edge', flicked through a copy of 'Cheshire Life' and decided this is the place for her.

Top Red is Mrs Lewers

If there's one thing I've learned about pregnant women it's that they love being uprooted whilst pregnant and taken to a new foreign country.

I'll show my arse on utdforum if we have signed Lewandowski by 31 August 2017.

double whammy.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

If there's one thing I've learned about pregnant women it's that they love being uprooted whilst pregnant and taken to a new foreign country.

I'll show my arse on utdforum if we have signed Lewandowski by 31 August 2017.

She might be swayed by the prospect of securing her family's financial future.

His agent hasn't got a brother

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Why does bellers keep telling us lies?

So he could catch the chicken

Originally Posted by dragflick

Pre- Viki Odintcova-gate I wouldn't have doubted a thing, but now? He's probably been catfished again in some way.

£#%&! it, I'm aboard the Lewa train. Did he say January or Summer, bellers? Just so I know whether to wait for the new home shirt before getting his name on the back

Ed £#%&!ed that up for everyone, had some monumental stuff to share

The other person at the table was the brother of the English agent who is sorting things UK end. Graham something from Middlesbrough.