Yaya Toure Accidentally Necks Two Pints

Originally Posted by dunk

Missus is black, her brothers too, all have decent cars, again, can count the number of stoppages on one hand, and that's in Longsight.. Admittedly not the level of car that fat c*** would've been driving, but then, I doubt he was in an area in which such things are unexpected. In short, I bet he was driving like a dick, a drunken dick at that.

Think i've been stopped at least once every week since i got my car 2 years ago

standard procedure when you're black and drive a semi-decent car i guess

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

why isn't drink driving a sackable offence for a professional footballer?

limit should be zero. tolerance should be zero.

Precisely because of cases like these, where footballers inadvertently get absolutely smashed through no fault of their own despite being completely teetotal.

Originally Posted by Tronics

Think i've been stopped at least once every week since i got my car 2 years ago

standard procedure when you're black and drive a semi-decent car i guess

Where do you live / drive through to be stopped so often ?

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Where do you live / drive through to be stopped so often ?

red lights probably

Originally Posted by Sapien

Precisely because of cases like these, where footballers inadvertently get absolutely smashed through no fault of their own despite being completely teetotal.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

red lights probably

Just remembered being at a family do of her side, her mum and uncle were stood with us and I asked if they wanted a drink, both said that they weren't drinking, just get them a bottle of Guinness, took 15 minutes to convince them and prove to them that there was alcohol in Guinness. They were convinced it was medicinal drink, something like Supermalt. They were both in their 50's at the time.

Another of her uncles doesn't believe something can be classed as alcohol unless it's 9% or above, and that's only because he makes allowances for Special Brew and Kestrel Super West Indians do love their drink.

Originally Posted by Tronics

Think i've been stopped at least once every week since i got my car 2 years ago

standard procedure when you're black and drive a semi-decent car i guess

You need to see a solicitor pal. That's absolutely £#%&!ing nuts.

Originally Posted by Cream

You need to see a solicitor pal. That's absolutely £#%&!ing nuts.

https://youtu.be/B0A5WjKtBd4

He brings it on himself

Bertie in lying shocker

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

why isn't drink driving a sackable offence for a professional footballer?

limit should be zero. tolerance should be zero.

If that was the case, there would be no players left to play on a Saturday afternoon/Sunday afternoon etc.

I slipped and my trousers fell down just as the vicar walked in, whereupon I accidentally swallowed six pints of strong lager.

£#%&! off you lying @#%&!

"The Ivory Coast player, 33, told a court he thought he was drinking diet cola from a jug at a party, without realising it had brandy in it"

Originally Posted by ethers

"the ivory coast player, 33, told a court he thought he was drinking diet cola from a jug at a party, without realising it had brandy in it"

Originally Posted by dunk

Just remembered being at a family do of her side, her mum and uncle were stood with us and I asked if they wanted a drink, both said that they weren't drinking, just get them a bottle of Guinness, took 15 minutes to convince them and prove to them that there was alcohol in Guinness. They were convinced it was medicinal drink, something like Supermalt. They were both in their 50's at the time.

Another of her uncles doesn't believe something can be classed as alcohol unless it's 9% or above, and that's only because he makes allowances for Special Brew and Kestrel Super West Indians do love their drink.

They love Guinness, that pub that Earsy used to work in sold a belting pint of the black stuff.

Originally Posted by Ethers

"The Ivory Coast player, 33, told a court he thought he was drinking diet cola from a jug at a party, without realising it had brandy in it"

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Shame it wasn't two pints of sulphuric acid

no way Herrera is going to take this lying down.

Expect a late pull out tomorrow due to being too hungover to train.