*Official* Valencia v United Match Thread - Teams and Value

1-0, Eikram from the halfway line, announces himself on the big scene, becomes the face of brylcreem shortly after.

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Head is currently made of jelly tbph hot chocolate

wibble

Spanked

if we're losing at HT im putting the apprentice on

getting sick of watching us play shit lately

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Correct.

I think it'll be a 2-2 draw.

we'll lose then - nailed on. ymms.

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Head is currently made of jelly tbph hot chocolate

Originally Posted by Gorilla Monsoon

1-0, Eikram from the halfway line, announces himself on the big scene, becomes the face of brylcreem shortly after.

would be better being the face of drink driving or something.

the poor, flat faced @#%&!.

The voices in my head are telling me that Owen is starting. Could be %@#$&!s.

Originally Posted by Ginners

if we're losing at HT im putting the apprentice on

getting sick of watching us play shit lately

Rangers was the only one I'd say we've played shit. Maybe Fulham. The rest of the time we've been great for most of the game and a couple of seconds of idiocy nearly spoiled everything.

I reckon 0-0.

4-0 valencia. johnny evans with all 4.

I've just £#%&!ed a vgrand on a draw.

Originally Posted by andyroo

I reckon 0-0.

You think we'll keep a clean sheet?!

Originally Posted by BarryX

hope we start with two up front. Berbs + one other. (Little Mikey Owen's got enough experience I suppose - is Little Pea fit at the mo ??)

I'd be stunned if Berbatov didn't start on his own up top. Hopefully Carrick is fit to give the back four some protection, but I've god a bad feeling we may see O'Shea there

Originally Posted by Ginners

if we're losing at HT im putting the apprentice on

getting sick of watching us play shit lately

Doesn't start until next week.

Originally Posted by Withers

Doesn't start until next week.

There's probably repeats of last season on Bravo or whatever. There usually is.

Originally Posted by Withers

Doesn't start until next week.

well thats my evening ruined.

thought it was tonight ffs.

Originally Posted by Withers

Doesn't start until next week.

Last years best of DVD.

Originally Posted by Ginners

well thats my evening ruined.

thought it was tonight ffs.

I'm sure there will be an episode of Ramsays Kitchen explosions on.

Originally Posted by Ginners

well thats my evening ruined.

thought it was tonight ffs.

Spurs are on.

Originally Posted by Ginners

well thats my evening ruined.

thought it was tonight ffs.

Just turn over to Spurs, easy home win.

Not really in character today Ginners? You got a lot on your mind?

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Spurs are on.

Originally Posted by Withers

Just turn over to Spurs, easy home win.

Not really in character today Ginners? You got a lot on your mind?

did forget about spurs tbf

theyve been shit lately, losing interest.