Luke Shaw

Fat bastard

Originally Posted by Baron

He's not playing for months now... what does it matter if he goes for dinner? Hardly Maccy D's is it.

Some people are £#%&!ing weird.

Just thought it was funny given the accusations levelled at him all season.

Reckon I'd have at least resisted the urge to post it on Insta..

Originally Posted by dunk

Just thought it was funny given the accusations levelled at him all season.

Reckon I'd have at least resisted the urge to post it on Insta..

Well, you're not a stupid £#%&! though are you?

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Well, you're not a stupid £#%&! though are you?

Looked pretty nice tbf. All 14 courses...

Originally Posted by dunk

Looked pretty nice tbf. All 14 courses...

They are quite small, mind

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...dan-Dubai.html

Fat £#%&!s in a moo-moo now

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...dan-Dubai.html

Luke Shaw 'celebrating' Ramadan

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Luke Shaw 'celebrating' Ramadan

Perfect for him, basically eating none stop for 10 hours then lying in bed all day. It's basically a weekend during the season for him.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Fat £#%&!s in a moo-moo now

This little £#%&!er is going to stay until December surely. due to his injury keeping him out until Sep

What happened to him anyway? Why the £#%&! is he on crutches? Didn't he slip slightly about three months ago, the soft @#%&!?

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

What happened to him anyway? Why the £#%&! is he on crutches? Didn't he slip slightly about three months ago, the soft @#%&!?

Dropped a Pringles tube on his toe

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

What happened to him anyway? Why the £#%&! is he on crutches? Didn't he slip slightly about three months ago, the soft @#%&!?

Tore ligaments in his foot or ankle, I think.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Dropped a Pringles tube on his toe

Do empty ones weigh that much?

Is Shaw a Muslim?

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Is Shaw a Muslim?

Sharia shaw

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Is Shaw a Muslim?

All the trendy lads are, so why not I suppose.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

All the trendy lads are, so why not I suppose.

Well, he certainly has the self-discipline to be one.