Harry Amass - Welcome to Manchester

Manchester United have agreed a deal to sign 16-year-old England and Watford left-back Harry Amass.

Amass has agreed a long-term contract with United, understood to be four years. Watford will also receive a compensation fee for the transfer that is being negotiated between clubs.

Amass, a scholar with the Championship side, was involved with the Watford first team last season and was an unused sub for the FA Cup third-round tie with Reading in January aged only 15.

https://theathletic.com/4640750/2023...r-harry-amass/

Ipswich within three years etc...

you love him.

Originally Posted by jem

you love him.

My new favourite player.

good luck to him. he's only a mass. he's looking to replace the mass.

Originally Posted by jem

good luck to him. he's only a mass. he's looking to replace the mass.

Let's hope he is not a mess or the masses will be on Amass's back.

I hear his talent is somewhere is the middle of the scale between mohamed salah and matty cash.

between a mo and a matt, someone said.

Hope he's not a massive #@&%!, like some other youngsters that have been at the club recently.

Doubt he’ll Amass to much etc

Harry Amass
Has a hairy ass
He will destroy you on the grass
And he will have a pretty lass

To the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn

Originally Posted by jem

I hear his talent is somewhere is the middle of the scale between mohamed salah and matty cash.

between a mo and a matt, someone said.

amas was between amo and amat if I remember correctly ....

then amamus, amatis, amant.

Got to love Latin.

Hate him already etc etc.

Is he Chris’s son?

Originally Posted by Ethers

Is he Chris’s son?

Merry likely

Originally Posted by avocado

amas was between amo and amat if I remember correctly ....

then amamus, amatis, amant.

Got to love Latin.

bam bas bat bamus batis bant

Originally Posted by Ethers

Is he Chris’s son?

Not sure if serious...

Originally Posted by BarryX

Hope he's not a massive #@&%!, like some other youngsters that have been at the club recently.

Leave Sancho and Rashford out of it

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Not sure if serious...

Serious. His dad played for wolves in the seventies. A very hirsute individual, when he was introduced to the home fans, the stadium announcer said “So here he is, hairy Chris Amass…”

That one’s true.

I suppose we are signing Harold Ezbollah next

Harry Amehs