Pubs in Mamucium showing this 'ere final

and that wont charge me to get in profiteering @#%&!s

Originally Posted by irk

and that wont charge me to get in profiteering @#%&!s

You'll end up in the mason's arms again and you know it.

Originally Posted by reem

You'll end up in the mason's arms again and you know it.

like you did when that bricky came round yesterday? we're going to town ruprecht and you're coming

community pub in the garden city, not going in myself but your sort would be welcome there

Originally Posted by no fun

community pub in the garden city, not going in myself but your sort would be welcome there

i'll be £#%&!ed if im going in any pub in mordor

Originally Posted by irk

like you did when that bricky came round yesterday? we're going to town ruprecht and you're coming

maybe for an aperitif. logistics and finances permitting.

I can't watch it there though. nuh uh.

Originally Posted by reem

maybe for an aperitif. logistics and finances permitting.

I can't watch it there though. nuh uh.

some people are in the pub RIGHT NOW, the crazy cats. im going to join them before my nervous rabbit's nose twitching arse eats my boxers.

to town ruprecht then back to the safe embrace of the mighty mason's arms before kick off

I'm going Walkabout. normally i would never enter such a shit hole but £#%&! it my mates are there and i believe they serve beer. Sarah Stone is gonna be there too. I'm going to pester he bottom.

Originally Posted by irk

some people are in the pub RIGHT NOW, the crazy cats. im going to join them before my nervous rabbit's nose twitching arse eats my boxers.

to town ruprecht then back to the safe embrace of the mighty mason's arms before kick off

Stand by. I'm going to ring you on the telephone. Yes - my voice, live and imminent.

This day needs nothing left to chance. And beer, lots and lots of beer.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I'm going Walkabout. normally i would never enter such a shit hole but £#%&! it my mates are there and i believe they serve beer. Sarah Stone is gonna be there too. I'm going to pester he bottom.

great! see you soon. let's £#%&!.

Originally Posted by reem

Stand by. I'm going to ring you on the telephone. Yes - my voice, live and imminent.

This day needs nothing left to chance. And beer, lots and lots of beer.

what's the delay? mam won't give you 50p for the phone box?

£#%&! knows, I've shouted 'activate' into the mobile phone a few times.

any tips?

edit: I managed to get it to connect, and all I got was you saying you weren't there?

Originally Posted by Crumps

I'm going Walkabout. normally i would never enter such a shit hole but £#%&! it my mates are there and i believe they serve beer. Sarah Stone is gonna be there too. I'm going to pester he bottom.

Have you got a ticket or can you pay on the door? if so how much?

Originally Posted by reem

£#%&! knows, I've shouted 'activate' into the mobile phone a few times.

any tips?

edit: I managed to get it to connect, and all I got was you saying you weren't there?

i screen my calls

edgerton arms, salford

Pubs in Mamucium showing this 'ere final

Your Mum has a pub

Town is off. Poor Irk, poor sophistamcated Irk.

Destination Middleton - the hell hole.

Originally Posted by reem

Town is off. Poor Irk, poor sophistamcated Irk.

Destination Middleton - the hell hole.

oh dear

oh dear oh dear

heres irk, hoping to watch the game whilst discussing pete savilles artistic representation of manchesters role in the abolition of the slave trade, and instead he will be explaining why, in fact, he is not "looking at your bird"

Originally Posted by reem

Town is off. Poor Irk, poor sophistamcated Irk.

Destination Middleton - the hell hole.

it was all i could do to get you to leave your ma bacon's teat

Originally Posted by no fun

oh dear

oh dear oh dear

heres irk, hoping to watch the game whilst discussing pete savilles artistic representation of manchesters role in the abolition of the slave trade, and instead he will be explaining why, in fact, he is not "looking at your bird"

would that it were nofers, there are in fact no birds in the mason's arms, well, none that you would recognise as fitting the description.

one "female" cheered the first barca goal only to immediately reprimanded with a menacing "shut it you slag" as her boyfriend attempted to merge with the stains on the wall.

after that the night descended into the usual attempts to avoid the cokeheaded posturing and attention-seeking. piss heads can be repetitive but there's nowt like getting stuck in conversation with a bore with the sniffles and white-flecked nostrils.

needless to say reemers back-doored it as the babycham had gone right to his head.

We did have a cracking game of togger outside though. Even if we were outclassed by a 10 year old and a few parked cars.

Originally Posted by reem

We did have a cracking game of togger outside though. Even if we were outclassed by a 10 year old and a few parked cars.

the highlight of the night as it turned out and united could have taken a few pointers from the goons reducer on the tricky little messi-lite @#%&!