luke shaw out for a month

The state of us atm :shakehead: the defence ffs

Reece Hames step forward

Originally Posted by Neo

Needs to knuckle-down and get his head right. This isn't the small pond anymore, pal; you're expected to be the height of professionalism at Manchester United. Anything less is not good enough.

Reece James looked pretty ordinary against valencia, at times afraid to play the ball forward whereas Shaw in the final 3rd looks positively slick and a great weapon.

Young and James looked almost toothless for large parts of the game. Not really what you want from your wide players.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Actually this ^

Looked like a 32 year old builder on the tour. Infact he's got a head of man not far off his 40s. Shape, gait, width. I'm not saying his whole body but his head clearly is aging fast.
They should have twigged it in the medical. like they did with that lyon player who had bad teeth and they said it would affect his back. They should have taken one look at shaw's cranium and sent him out in a white van to buy breakfast rolls.
Him and Jones at the back are like a £#%&!ing quik fit ad.

Originally Posted by Luffy

...takes a lot of hunger to keep up the commitment you showed as a teenager through your mid to late 20s.

He's clearly not lacking hunger.

baconstring

hate this chubby bastard

Originally Posted by taff

hate this chubby bastard

Harsh - mate, although admit it wasn't my best post

For £#%&!s sake, seasons not even started and players have started dropping like flies. Better get some £#%&!ing signings in Woody you @#%&!.

LvG wasn't joking when he said we could have a difficult first few months of the season was he :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Sparky***

btw if it's a month then it's only going to be a strain. Not a tear or a serious pull.

He'll be back in 3 weeks imho.

I don't even think he has actually done his hammy. IMO van Gaal has put him on a strict exercise regimen to get him in top shape.

How much was this £#%&!ing charlatan again ?

Like ravel without the skill and Local knowledge. Fitness best not be his Salford death threat...

This is Manchester United 1878 you dick...

STEP UP.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Comeback Sheezy ??!,!

A very fine line there between very powerfully built and carrying too much.

Looks as if he has the same type of natural chunky build that Rooney has. Or an Endomorph.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

A very fine line there between very powerfully built and carrying too much.

Looks as if he has the same type of natural chunky build that Rooney has. Or an Endomorph.

He would be in OK shape like that if he was 10 yrs older.
He'll be a fat @#%&! by 26.

Thanks Moyes.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

He would be in OK shape like that if he was 10 yrs older.
He'll be a fat @#%&! by 26.

Thanks Moyes.

The new Julian Dicks or Razor Ruddock(can not recall his first name now)?

There is a good chance he will end up as a CB, not many full backs around with his type of build, a lot of converted skinny wingers. Ivanovic maybe.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

A very fine line there between very powerfully built and carrying too much.

Looks as if he has the same type of natural chunky build that Rooney has. Or an Endomorph.

Ecto. Endo are the skinny £#%&!ers.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

The new Julian Dicks or Razor Ruddock(can not recall his first name now)?

There is a good chance he will end up as a CB, not many full backs around with his type of build, a lot of converted skinny wingers. Ivanovic maybe.

Neil

Originally Posted by Tiberian

The new Julian Dicks or Razor Ruddock(can not recall his first name now)?

There is a good chance he will end up as a CB, not many full backs around with his type of build, a lot of converted skinny wingers. Ivanovic maybe.

30m for a 'lad' version of Ivanovich.

We get like 1/15 signings right.

Lad

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

He would be in OK shape like that if he was 10 yrs older.
He'll be a fat @#%&! by 26.

Thanks Moyes.

£#%&!ing hell. You could ruin Christmas