£#%&! off Mourinho

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Oooh, imagine all the piss he’s going to boil with his surly demeanour in the media! Made for United is Jose! Get that siege mentality back!”

The only piss being boiled is mine, and the only thing being laid siege to is our goal.

Well exactly.
The surly demeanour only works to boil piss when his team is winning. He's making us look a worse bunch of c***s than we are with his snide and snarl on top of terrible performance losses.

My own piss is peak boiled after that shambles last night.

Well, I don't know about you but really enjoyed my friday evening.

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Oooh, imagine all the piss he’s going to boil with his surly demeanour in the media! Made for United is Jose! Get that siege mentality back!”

The only piss being boiled is mine, and the only thing being laid siege to is our goal.

My 15 year old self who hated the world might have found his edgy nature amazing, look at a full grown adult acting like a spoiled child and getting away with it. Tiresome these days.

Originally Posted by shenwen

And it’s not as if teams are having the games of their lives to beat us

Relegation fodder playing their normal game and still getting more shots on goal

true.
really good shout actually.
These teams look comfortable against us. It's very rarely 'last ditch'

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

true.
really good shout actually.
These teams look comfortable against us. It's very rarely 'last ditch'

Remember we used to talk about opposition goalies having a man of the match performance? Or teams having their cup final moment?

Not heard much of that for a few years

Originally Posted by shenwen

Remember we used to talk about opposition goalies having a man of the match performance? Or teams having their cup final moment?

Not heard much of that for a few years

Huddersfield definitely was.

We had ours at the berts

He's a miserable get and his football reflects it.

Ffs Woodward dig freggle up

Can they not just get Fergie to appear standing calmly in the doorway of the dressing room, face like thunder, like our Head of Year used to do?

Why all the fuss? The title has been pissed ages ago and it was virtually a meaningless game.

All United have to do is get 2 more points from their last 2 games and 2nd place is done. Not that 2nd place is anything to boast about over 3rd place though, it's still a £#%&!ing failure by United standards.

Meaningless game so manager and players couldn't give a shit.

Mourinho will win the FA Cup and all the people here hating on Jose will love him again.

Football taught by Harold Shipman

Originally Posted by Shade

Why all the fuss? The title has been pissed ages ago and it was virtually a meaningless game.

All United have to do is get 2 more points from their last 2 games and 2nd place is done. Not that 2nd place is anything to boast about over 3rd place though, it's still a £#%&!ing failure by United standards.

Meaningless game so manager and players couldn't give a shit.

Mourinho will win the FA Cup and all the people here hating on Jose will love him again.

While I agree there is long history of us winding down in the final games when there is nothing to play for, this time we’ve looked like we’ve been winding down for half the season

Originally Posted by shenwen

While I agree there is long history of us winding down in the final games when there is nothing to play for, this time we’ve looked like we’ve been winding down for half the season

In which we barely wound up.

It's just we so often just lapse into this shit. No opportunity has been missed to wreck the buzz of the few good moments. We followed up Liverpool with Sevilla. The berts (our real cup final ) with West Brom, and Spurs with Arsenal and now this. You can stick your progress up your arse.

Forced into giving other players a chance by Lukaku's injury in a meaningless end of season game, then throws them under the bus in his post-match interview. Such a tediously self-serving @#%&! these days. Was so obvious he would ruin these young players

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Forced into giving other players a chance by Lukaku's injury in a meaningless end of season game, then throws them under the bus in his post-match interview. Such a tediously self-serving @#%&! these days. Was so obvious he would ruin these young players

No league game is ever meaningless. You’re only describing it that way as an excuse to players who treated it as such.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Forced into giving other players a chance by Lukaku's injury in a meaningless end of season game, then throws them under the bus in his post-match interview. Such a tediously self-serving @#%&! these days. Was so obvious he would ruin these young players

Yep.

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

Football taught by Harold Shipman

New physio programme could’ve worked tbh. ‘Morning Marouane... roll your sleeve up’

Originally Posted by utd99

No league game is ever meaningless. You’re only describing it that way as an excuse to players who treated it as such.

Darmian starting says the manager didn't care much either. He's started four league games all season.

Lukaku and Sanchez started when we lost at home to West Brom. Mou's comments are utter shite tbf. Piss poor attempt at justifying his damaging of the most talented young players at the club.

He’s just a genuinely shit bloke. Absolute, greasy, lying cheating piss stain. Should be run out of town before he can make any more mockery of the club.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

He’s just a genuinely shit bloke. Absolute, greasy, lying cheating piss stain. Should be run out of town before he can make any more mockery of the club.

Damn.

Can't argue with that.

Originally Posted by Shade

Why all the fuss? The title has been pissed ages ago and it was virtually a meaningless game.

All United have to do is get 2 more points from their last 2 games and 2nd place is done. Not that 2nd place is anything to boast about over 3rd place though, it's still a £#%&!ing failure by United standards.

Meaningless game so manager and players couldn't give a shit.

Mourinho will win the FA Cup and all the people here hating on Jose will love him again.

I wouldn't be so sure of that. Chelsea look to be finishing the season in good form where as United are stumbling over the line.