erik ten hag

Just when i thought i was out, Erik pulls me back in.

What a mysterious web this bald £#%&!er is weaving.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Just when i thought i was out, Erik pulls me back in.

What a mysterious web this bald £#%&!er is weaving.

At 2-1 Liverpool, I could only see it being 4 or 5-1 to the @#%&!s. I was fuuuming with how passive we were. But then......

We have to make this result count now.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

But then......

Originally Posted by larry

That Giraffe thing absolutely cracked me up

Weird how the "patience" & "Southgate" leaks came out at almost the same time today....

Him doing some online research....?.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

At 2-1 Liverpool, I could only see it being 4 or 5-1 to the @#%&!s. I was fuuuming with how passive we were. But then......

We have to make this result count now.

Back to being embarrassingly bad again.

Had enough, he's not good enough.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Back to being embarrassingly bad again.

Had enough, he's not good enough.

Don't worry, I'm sure that Southgate will put it all right.

We’re probably the worst coached team in the league

It’s one thing for the likes of Sheffield Utd and Luton to concede that amount of shots as they have shit players but for a club of our stature and resources

I’ve literally no clue what he is trying to do with the setup and “tactical” approach of this side

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

We’re probably the worst coached team in the league

We're probably not.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

We’re probably the worst coached team in the league

It’s one thing for the likes of Sheffield Utd and Luton to concede that amount of shots as they have shit players but for a club of our stature and resources

I’ve literally no clue what he is trying to do with the setup and “tactical” approach of this side

There's no pattern apart from the pattern of being totally shambolic against everyone. At 2-1, Liverpool should have buried us but some moments of magic won us the game. We should've come into this buzzing and looking forward to getting 3 points. No, not this United, back to being totally dominated by a team that's lost 18 games in record time.

Luton dominated us ffs. EVERYONE dominates us. There's no excuse for it. Can't remember the last time we played well for 90 minutes, let alone 2 games on the bounce.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Can't remember the last time we played well for 90 minutes

aston villa at home, last season.

Even if you ignore the results, I really hate our style if play. It's easily worse than the shit Mourinho, LvG and even Moyes served up.

We just let opponents have far too much of the ball and we create so little.

Originally Posted by Lok

Even if you ignore the results, I really hate our style if play. It's easily worse than the shit Mourinho, LvG and even Moyes served up.

Give over.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Give over.

Of course it is. With the exception of Moyes, I'd take any of them back over this shit.

king louis's football was glorious. it just needed goals.

Originally Posted by jem

king louis's football was glorious. it just needed goals.

If the food had tasted nice it would've been tasty.

It's humiliating. We're Manchester United and we're going to Brentford and letting them dominate.

Originally Posted by armchair

It's humiliating. We're Manchester United and we're going to any shit team and letting them dominate.

Fixed it for you.

Originally Posted by jem

king louis's football was glorious. it just needed goals.

If by glorious you mean it was the worst football seen at Old Trafford since Scott Duncan was in charge then agreed

THing about Louis is we'd have 99% possession, not score a goal and then concede.