Football headlines you'd love to see tomorrow

Extra points for current relevance and "tabloiding-up".

Still remember seeing the ceefax page announcing that Cantona had signed for us, and being £#%&!ing ecstatic.



[SIZE="4"]Glazers close to financial ruin! -
Americans forced to sell United to focus on home business interests

this topic reminds me of that picture Pop posted a while back, which was a mock-up of sky sports news with headlines about moyes being sacked and klopp being lined up for the united job, whilst suarez gets a twenty game ban for biting rodgers, it was very

Originally Posted by Fountz

Extra points for current relevance and "tabloiding-up".

Still remember seeing the ceefax page announcing that Cantona had signed for us, and being £#%&!ing ecstatic.



[SIZE="4"]Glazers close to financial ruin! -
Americans forced to sell United to focus on home business interests

entire glazer family jailed for life for murdering incompetent manager. judge orders shares transferred to not for profit community holding company.

Moyes sacked, underneath says 'Fergie and Bobby sent to a loony bin'

Sodastream announce out Amstel flavour for new champions league sponsorship in partnership with Gazprom providing the the bubbles.

[SIZE="5"]Ashley Young & Antonio Valencia: We're in love and eloping to the moon!

Originally Posted by sparky***

[size="5"]ashley young & antonio valencia: We're in love and eloping to the moon!

[SIZE="6"]Phil Jones in Botox botch: "I can barely blink..."

[SIZE="6"]"Cleverley: I'm quitting football to go on X-Factor, I just want to sing"

TWO LITTLE MOYES

United boss implicated in Yewtree scandal: forced to resign

[size="7"]Fergie in Moyles wum shock. "I'm back in charge". Lol.

You're not the moyesiah you're a very naughty boy[SIZE="5"]
United manager career in ruins this morning after being caught in compromising position with 60 stone tranvestite hooker

Originally Posted by elhombre

[size="7"]Fergie in Moyles wum shock. "I'm back in charge". Lol.

Megalolz.

[size="6"]"One foot in the Algarve: United through to euro final after crushing Bayern 6-0"
[size="5"]Moyes: We could have done better. Terrible performance.

'Wee' Jimmy Lumsden - "I'll prove Brooklyn and Romeo are my boys and win Posh back"

Huyton man admits to jibbing leppings lane without a ticket....."and I was £#%&!ing legless"

[SIZE="5"]KLOPP FOR THAT!

United appoint Klopp as new manager, Moyes favourite to take the vacant City job.

[SIZE="6"]Kenny Dalglish is dead.

Originally Posted by no fun

Huyton man admits to jibbing leppings lane without a ticket....."and I was £#%&!ing legless"

Hillsborough Verdict: It was fans fault.

50 page Sun colour pullout INSIDE

Some belters in here

To be more specific :

[SIZE="6"]Kenny Dalglish drowns in slurry.