Headlines we'll never see

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

I think it was

i remember the howls of laughter well

'United relegated - Safingtons, Rafabio and Marlo state 'will follow them through thick and thin''.

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

'United relegated - Safingtons, Rafabio and Marlo state 'will follow them through thick and thin''.

probably only going to make a broadsheet that one.

Terry Medford on Facebook stops requesting Magic as a friend

Originally Posted by Appletango

Marlo seen leaving club with Graham Norton at 2am.

im sure that headline is only a matter of time away.