Headlines we'll never see

Marlo seen leaving club with Graham Norton at 2am.

duckers in new material shocker

Originally Posted by Sullingtons

duckers in new material shocker

says banter boy there.

Ginners ignores Newsie post.

Forum doesnt ignore Magics posts.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Ginners ignores Newsie post.

He really should stop opening her mail.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Forum doesnt ignore Magics posts.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Forum doesnt ignore Magics posts.

You didn't/cant

TBH I can't see any newspaper having headlines like these anyway.

Originally Posted by MrBishi

TBH I can't see any newspaper having headlines like these anyway.

isnt that the point?

Originally Posted by MrBishi

TBH I can't see any newspaper having headlines like these anyway.

What about red @rmys fred fanzine?

Originally Posted by Ginners

isnt that the point?

I was thinking of putting a caveat in white text calling whatever smartarse pointed that out a dick.

Wish I had now. Dick.

Originally Posted by MrBishi

I was thinking of putting a caveat in white text calling whatever smartarse pointed that out a dick.

Wish I had now.

unlucky

Newspapers should use white text imo.

'Benitez: my team is complete'
shambles

Liverpool win the league

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Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

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Good post.

You remember that one i did in school "its hit" but read as "it shit"

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Good post.

You remember that one i did in school "its hit" but read as "it shit"

I £#%&!ing do. It was about Hiroshima wasn't it?

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Liverpool win the league

And we have a winner

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

I £#%&!ing do. It was about Hiroshima wasn't it?

I think it was

i remember the howls of laughter well