OFFICIAL: Jose Mourinho manchester united manager

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/stat...25858624536577

Oh shit; I missed the "poised" bit...

Originally Posted by utd99

Oh shit; I missed the "poised" bit...

It's all done. They are just waiting to do it in the morning when the first Chevrolet dealer opens in the u.s

Apparently he's failed his medical

Born for this job, absolutely cannot wait for him to cause complete chaos in the league
He'll be lifting it again in May nqat

Done his MUTV interview.

JOSE MOURINHO: "No offence to Chelsea, but all I have done up until now is to get here."

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Done his MUTV interview.

JOSE MOURINHO: "No offence to Chelsea, but all I have done up until now is to get here."

Interview from his bed?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Done his MUTV interview.

JOSE MOURINHO: "No offence to Chelsea, but all I have done up until now is to get here."

He's going to break a million* rent boy hearts, which is another absolute first class positive in all of this. The reaction to his signing is confusing the £#%&! out them on FB





*or however many members they have in their global fanbase.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Done his MUTV interview.

JOSE MOURINHO: "No offence to Chelsea, but all I have done up until now is to get here."

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/stat...25858624536577

Allllll for one
One for alllll


Builllllld a wallll

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Done his MUTV interview.

JOSE MOURINHO: "No offence to Chelsea, but all I have done up until now is to get here."

feel a bit pre-pilly tbh

Originally Posted by dragflick

Interview from his bed?

It's like King Charles II or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdKU8VRADM&feature=youtu.be

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Done his MUTV interview.

JOSE MOURINHO: "No offence to Chelsea, but all I have done up until now is to get here."

That would be quite the quote if true

Most delighted for saffers tbf, he deserves this moment.

Originally Posted by Jethro

That would be quite the quote if true

Hope it is

Originally Posted by ScarFace

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9:30/10am announcement.

Scarf shots etc done.

Originally Posted by Withers

Most delighted for saffers tbf, he deserves this moment.

Of course he does. Took a hell of a shellacking over the dark winter months but has made it through to summer and is ready to go into full bloom

I'm expecting a tremendous show from the lad tbh.

Just a shame they weren't smart enough to appoint him 3 years ago. We could have already been a top force in europe.

Originally Posted by ewaawoowaa

Just a shame they weren't smart enough to appoint him 3 years ago. We could have already been a top force in europe.

Perhaps, who can ever know? Maybe he went through a bit of a breakdown at the start of the season and needed some time out of the game? Maybe he will be a complete and utter failure at OT, there is no guarantee that he will hit the ground running and be an instant success.

Whatever the case, at least we get to see what he's capable of now, and surely that's all that matters? I just £#%&!ing hope what Switcher's posted is true and he comes out as a complete and utter top red that wears his devil shaped heart on his sleeve.

Me getting out of bed this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd11cRuljMk