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Unread 09-12-2021, 06:56 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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If you have 30 mins free, Goldbridge makes a cup of tea


Wouldn’t ‘watch’ it but it is great to have on to listen to. Perhaps when driving or doing the gardening?
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 07:10 AM
waynes ear's
 
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be a real shame if the kettle exploded leaving him like Simon Weston
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 07:43 AM
Ethers
 
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“I make no money out of Manchester United”

 
Unread 09-12-2021, 10:42 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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be a real shame if the kettle exploded leaving him like Simon Weston


Someone is well jelly of his handsome looks.

You’re handsome too in a dream of the blue turtles kind of way.


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“I make no money out of Manchester United”

So? Surely forums make money off United too?

Shops selling United tops too?

I couldn’t care less if me watching him puts his kids through college. He’s an amusing palm tree on the Island of Relevancy.
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 10:44 AM
believe
 
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I think Jez is looking for somewhere to live when his missus kicks him out.
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 11:05 AM
windy waffles
 
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Someone is well jelly of his handsome looks.

You’re handsome too in a dream of the blue turtles kind of way.




So? Surely forums make money off United too?

Shops selling United tops too?

I couldn’t care less if me watching him puts his kids through college. He’s an amusing palm tree on the Island of Relevancy.
College is free....
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 11:12 AM
Ethers
 
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Someone is well jelly of his handsome looks.

You’re handsome too in a dream of the blue turtles kind of way.




So? Surely forums make money off United too?

Shops selling United tops too?

I couldn’t care less if me watching him puts his kids through college. He’s an amusing palm tree on the Island of Relevancy.
Lots of people make money off United. Just find it a bit odd pretending that he doesn’t, that he gets all those views because of his, er, unique personality. There’s a reason he chose to stop supporting Nottingham Forest and pretends to be a United fan

The delusion on him comparing himself to fanzines too

They are written and sold by lads who have spent their lives watching United, and who have spent far more on following the cardies home and away than they will ever make selling some fanzines ffs
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 11:30 AM
dunk
 
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He and his ilk are @#%&!s, let’s be honest. The sooner Football and United are rid of them the better.
 
Unread 09-12-2021, 11:36 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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He and his ilk are @#%&!s, let’s be honest. The sooner Football and United are rid of them the better.
It won't be. This is fan culture now for any big side.


Only way we're rid of people who skim off the stature of the club is if we get relegated a couple of times....
 
Unread 10-12-2021, 12:23 AM
roy acorn
 
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He's made a fortune without having to venture out of his spare bedroom. Sneaky admiration for that.

Also, we've been a shit watch for several years, if we were any good people would be watching the actual game, rather than him ranting about how bad 'McFred' is.

Alternatives are Radio 5 or Talkshite.

There is always the OFF button
 
Unread 10-12-2021, 12:43 AM
BarryX
 
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He's made a fortune without having to venture out of his spare bedroom. Sneaky admiration for that.

Also, we've been a shit watch for several years, if we were any good people would be watching the actual game, rather than him ranting about how bad 'McFred' is.

Alternatives are Radio 5 or Talkshite.

There is always the OFF button
I think the character of Mark Goldbridge was, in part, born on this forum and that Brent used his time on here to develop his voice. Which is fair enough: it's a free world and was quite a smart move from a business perspective*.

I suspect he looked at some of Jez's (and other users) puns and thought he'd go down that route, as opposed to the angry '£#%&! you' approach as espoused by certain Fredsters

It explains why JQ looks at him so fondly, like a proud parent of their special child. The rest of us look at him like Joseph's brothers looked upon their sibling when he was wearing his shiny coat.

[SIZE="1"]*so long as no direct copying or adaptations were made to any posts published here, that had been executed in the form of writing and demonstrated q clear amount of skill and labour had gone into making them.
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 07:26 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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Goldbridge driving

Covers a few important topics like Christmas trees

Better than Joe Rogan imho
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 09:46 AM
windy waffles
 
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https://youtu.be/z_Z8Tv0Dh4k


Goldbridge driving

Covers a few important topics like Christmas trees

Better than Joe Rogan imho
He's not even original - he's just ripping off Alan Partridge.
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 10:02 AM
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Strangest thing is that he’s driving to Old Trafford for video content for people without any mates to watch.. instead of attending a football match.
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 12:53 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Strangest thing is that he’s driving to Old Trafford for video content for people without any mates to watch.. instead of attending a football match.
Not all of us can have loads of mates

Sometimes we make bad choices or unfortunate situations

If I were in Manchester or Aberdeen I’ve got some top mates but….
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 04:15 PM
Sparky***
 
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Strangest thing is that he’s driving to Old Trafford for video content for people without any mates to watch.. instead of attending a football match.
because if he turns up when there's a game on he'll probably get slapped
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 04:53 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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Not all of us can have loads of mates

Sometimes we make bad choices or unfortunate situations

If I were in Manchester or Aberdeen I’ve got some top mates but….
Each to their own. I’m sure you have mates and there are plenty on here that think you’re a decent fella that you can engage with in the match thread.


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because if he turns up when there's a game on he'll probably get slapped
Just bizarre that he’ll drive to make content but not go to a game but agreed.
 
Unread 12-12-2021, 05:37 PM
elhombre
 
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https://youtu.be/z_Z8Tv0Dh4k


Goldbridge driving

Covers a few important topics like Christmas trees

Better than Joe Rogan imho
the only saving grace for him is that the people who watch his videos are too young to know who Alan Partridge is...
 
Unread 22-12-2021, 06:53 AM
Weekend Hussler
 
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Leeds away could be the end for Mark.

 
Unread 22-12-2021, 06:57 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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the only saving grace for him is that the people who watch his videos are too young to know who Alan Partridge is...


It reminds me though of Ricky Gervais responding to questions about Karl Pilkington being scripted. He takes months to write Extras or whatever, no way could he script that volume of material for Pilkingtom.

Goldbridge does have a similar sense of humour to Partridge because so many of us in that rough age bracket do.

I listen to Goldbridge and am on the same wavelength with so many of the jokes/songs.

Check out his cooking pizza clip - it’s truly amusing.
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