if you scored machedas goal on sunday, what would be your celebration?

i have so many in my head so ill just do 3.

1, the hard working football routine.
id go and get the ball out of the net and run back to the half way line and out it on the spot (yes i know we are winning but i never give up)
id then run around alot chasing the ball knowing that the cameras are on me at the time.

2. flamboyant victor
id take my top off, throw it into the crowd. jump the barrier and celebrate with the fans. id then get another kit from the kitman while taking it all the celebrations.

3. cantona.
just stand there and look around.

Thrust my groin forward and mime having a £#%&!

id do whatever the celebration of the week was on soccer am to win the benner

Id have legged it right along the Stretford end byline fist pumping up around the corner where it meets the north stand and carried on 100mph to the other corner where the north meets k etc (Id let me teammates haul me down only once id made it to the other corner)

Probably something understated and classy.

However, if I scored it on a Monday I'd probably go bananas and get myself sent off.

God only knows what I'd do on a Tuesday.

I would have got a gun and placed it in my mouth and proceeded to blow my brains out and then there would be no way I could taint my debut with future failure.

Originally Posted by forzagarza

I would have got a gun and placed it in my mouth and proceeded to blow my brains out and then there would be no way I could taint my debut with future failure.

seconds thoughts..

no one will top this.

i run over to the dug out area, get the microphone. urge everyone to be silent. spit a short freestyle and end it will 75,000 singing naughty by nature and swaying....

'hip hop o eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooh ehhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh'

A couple of cartwheels then throw up the 'westside' with my hands.

mick channon style one arm windmill behind the goal

might be a blue @#%&! but i always thought that celebration was top

Originally Posted by borsuk

mick channon style one arm windmill behind the goal

might be a blue @#%&! but i always thought that celebration was top

the one rooney did again citeh?

I'd have done Rio's brap brap celebration

I'd run over to where Andrew Cole sits and hug him as we both cried tears of joy.

Probably drop my shorts and do a dick windmill.

for me, out best celebration in recent times was richardsons against charlton end of the season at ot.

brilliant.

what. a . £#%&!ing. topBOY!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-M4arcbYDQ

i would remove my shirt and £#%&! it, like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq118I668M8

Stuart Pearson upper cut

would have recreated the movie 'Airplane' through the medium of mime.

I would of pulled out the Luca Toni.