if you scored machedas goal on sunday, what would be your celebration?

turd in the centre circle

Ripped off the shirt to reveal a message on one side that said "Alan Greene is a £#%&!ing @#%&!" & pointed to it & the other would be this:



& turning in that Cantona v Sunderland manner whilst raising my hands to take the acknowledgment of the masses. A semi slowly mounting in my shorts as the noise bellows out before peaking hard & spaffing in my shorts on national telly, safe in the knowledge that I couldn't give a £#%&! because I'd just scored the winner for United in the most important game of the season to date

Originally Posted by marlo

what. a . £#%&!ing. topBOY!!!!!!

YouTube - Manutd vs Charlton 4-0 Richardson

You got the one where he kicked the corner flag?

Originally Posted by sullers

turd in the centre circle

That and a 2 would make up my match ratings in the Evening News.

Chin the first @#%&! who tried a pile on

I'd most likely run along in front of the Stretty and South Stand looking for the fittest bird at the front, then go over to her, lift up her skirt/pull down her jeans (delete whichever is appropriate) and then proceed to frig her silly as the nearby cameraman zooms in.

That or hug my dad.

some of you are boring bastards.

the micheal owens of this world.

you have just scored the goal of your life in a important game infront of a packed old trafford.

'id just do something simple'

boring.
be inventive. id probably try and get my family on the pitch.

wonder how berbatov would have celebrated that goal

Originally Posted by Ginners

wonder how berbatov would have celebrated that goal

i know i would have if he scored.

just a clenched fist. no facial expression.

always loved robbos style of punching the air

or

i'd lean against the post looking knackered like george after he got his 5th against the cobblers

Originally Posted by marlo

i know i would have if he scored.

just a clenched fist. no facial expression.

i probably would have booed

I'd probably just run to the dug out tan a can of RedBull and listen to my favourite TI song.

Originally Posted by Blagger

I'd probably just run to the dug out tan a can of RedBull and listen to my favourite TI song.

what is your favourite ti song?

Originally Posted by Ginners

wonder how berbatov would have celebrated that goal

By having a bit of sit down.

Originally Posted by Crumps

By having a bit of sit down.

Turd in the centre circle?

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

Turd in the centre circle?

Probably not tbh.

Originally Posted by marlo

i have so many in my head so ill just do 3.

1, the hard working football routine.
id go and get the ball out of the net and run back to the half way line and out it on the spot (yes i know we are winning but i never give up)
id then run around alot chasing the ball knowing that the cameras are on me at the time.

2. flamboyant victor
id take my top off, throw it into the crowd. jump the barrier and celebrate with the fans. id then get another kit from the kitman while taking it all the celebrations.

3. cantona.
just stand there and look around.

Would you wave your spazzy hand at the camera you £#%&!ing freak

Originally Posted by marlo

what is your favourite ti song?

As much as I hate to be so commercial, 'Swagga Like Us'.

It was going through my head before the third goal yesterday actually... Quite fitting IMO.

Originally Posted by Don Stuarte

Would you wave your spazzy hand at the camera you £#%&!ing freak

haahaha..

you know i dont have a spazzy hand.
i see you have come out the wood works to abuse me stuart?
you really are a sad man. you wayne ears and the rest of your crew are embarrassing. ive even had PM's from people saying i should turn the screw with you because you are a @#%&!.

says alot really 'don'.

Pre-rehearsed celebrations = utter £#%&!.

Remember Ince and Giggs?

jesus