Football cliches you hate....

...this season, we can compete for the title (copyright: A. Scouse @#%&!)

...I didn't see the incident (copyright: A. Wenger)

£#%&!ing £#%&!stains. £#%&!ing hate fc far worse than scousers in my eyes.(copyright: A.N.overpriced bus operator)

i hate all football cliches from dumb £#%&! players/manager etc, here's a couple of regulars;

'Sometimes you need a bit of luck in football and we got (or didnt get) that today'

'it was a game of two halves'

'you have to keep playing for 90 minutes'

'the lads gave 100% and i cant ask for more than that'

'we need to forget about this game and get ready for the next one'

etc etc etc - you can almost guess word for word what the £#%&!ers are going to say depending on what the result it...

Conversely, I £#%&!ing love WARCHEST

Originally Posted by 24hr Leavesey

Conversely, I £#%&!ing love WARCHEST

beat me to it!

how about, "come and get me"

...we've been unlucky in Europe. A club like ours should have won the European Cup more. (a Ferguson)

Originally Posted by naes_sean

beat me to it!

how about, "come and get me"

What about "broadside"?

As in "Alan Shearer today launched a broadside at ex-Geordie rat, Craig Bellamy."

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

What about "broadside"?

As in "Alan Shearer today launched a broadside at ex-Geordie rat, Craig Bellamy."

dispossessed

Originally Posted by Lou_Macari_Chippy

'the lads gave 100% and i cant ask for more than that'

It's when they are said to have given a figure in excess of 100% ( which is mathematically impossible) that it really pisses me off.

Also, when a players is said to be "on fire" if that truly were the case, they would be in hospital in a burns unit, looking like Simon Weston, rather than playing great football.

But the worst of all, is single items spoke off in the plural..

your Manchester UnitedS, your Frank LampardS

' if anything he hit that too well.'

"what a peach" (what a @#%&!)

"Exclusively live" - it's happening in real life you £#%&!ing @#%&!. And it's in 3D and I can see everywhere in the £#%&!in stadium whenever I want to as well

Also "and that's no more than Liverpool deserve"

"The most passionate fans in the premiership"

" Just listen to the kop" (yeh for the first 5 mins u plank)

" silly boy that was a reckless challenge" (esp if its ronnie or rooney)

" ah ref it was unintentional,let it go" any one but ronnie and rooney

"It was six of one, half a dozen of the other"

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

"It was six of one, half a dozen of the other"

" At the end of the day blah blah blah"

It was just handbags

Originally Posted by edwin

your Frank LampardS

to be fair, he's REALLY fat.

''GENIUS - ABSOLUTE GENIUS''

''Take a bow son - TAKE A BOW''

''GERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARD!''

''LAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!''

''ONREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE''

But when Ronaldo runs half the pitch to win it at the death its just (disappointed tone) ''And Manchester United get their noses in front crucially'' . . .

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Sammy Lee talking about Allardyce leaving, apparently you can't just be known as Bolton, its ''Bolton Wanderers Football Club'', kept saying the full name whenever he mentioned it, and he mentioned it a lot.

The Kop are worth a one goal start.

Why don't the murderers kick off the game 1-0 up then ?